Top 10, Top 10's..

[Fa'atau82]

Hey all,

Just for fun i thought i'd post 10 random Top 10's of anything i liked. And you should do the same. It can be of absolutely anything.

Here's 10 completely random Top 10's..

Beers that taste or resemble ****

1. Fosters
2. Stella Artois
3. Skol
4. Coors Light
5. Hoffmeister
6. Heineken
7. Carlsberg
8. Carlsberg Special Brew
9. Carling
10. Supermarket's own

'Top 10 best animals'

1. Giraffes
2. Dolphins
3. Gazelles
4. Leopards
5. Seahorses
6. Ferrets
7. Gorillas
8. Flamingos
9. Fishing Cats
10. Meerkats

'10 wishes from a genie'

1. For 10 more wishes.
2. Eva Mendes topless sunbathing in my backgarden.
3. Manu Samoa to win the RWC.
4. Lewis Hamilton to win the F1.
5. Watching Kobe Bryant trying to play netball and not travel.
6. Rob Andrew to get fired.
7. For GB Basketball team to qualify for Eurobasket.
8. A great big house in the middle of somewhere quiet.
9. A destruction derby track in my back garden in that house mentioned above.
10. Leona Lewis to sit on my lap.

Top 10 pointless sports

1. Netball
2. Rounders
3. Curling
4. Dodgeball
5. Kitesurfing
6. Lawn Bowls
7. Trap and Skeet
8. Bodyboarding
9. Kayaking
10. Squash

Top 10 fastfood/takeaway/foreign meals

1. Turkish Pide (Pizza)
2. Chicken Doner
3. Stuffed Crust Pizza
4. Sweet and Sour Chicken Balls
5. Fish and Chips
6. KFC Bargain Bucket
7. Chicken Madras
8. Beef Chow Mein
9. Battered Sausage and Chips
10. Flamed Grilled Burger

Top 10 females i'd like to be playing sports naked in my backgarden.

1. Michelle Wie, Golf
2. Eva Mendes, Volleyball
3. Penelope Cruz, Volleyball
4. Claire Forlani, Volleyball
5. Jessica Alba, Volleyball
6. Salma Hayek, Volleyball
7. Samia Smith, Volleyball
8. Scarlett Johansson, Volleyball
9. Myleene Klass, Volleyball
10. Lucy Liu, Volleyball

Top 10 canned/tinned Foods

1. Tinned Peaches
2. Tinned Heinz Spaghetti
3. Rice Pudding
4. Corned Beef
5. Heinz Baked Beans
6. Ravioli
7. Plum Tomatoes
8. Paprika Pringles
9. Chicken Soup
10. Oxtail Soup

Top 10 distinctly average road cars

1. Skoda Octavia
2. Ford Mondeo
3. Toyota Yaris
4. Vauxhall Vectra (Opel)
5. Ford Focus
6. Rover MG
7. Ford Fiesta
8. Vauxhall Corsa
9. Mini Cooper
10. Renault Clio

Top 10 female TRF'ers

1. Laetca
2. Laetca
3. Laetca
4. Laetca
5. Laetca
6. Laetca
7. Laetca
8. Laetca
9. Laetca
10. DarkmanX (only on sunday evenings)

Top 10 favourite foreign races (people from other countries)

1. Samoans
2. Welsh
3. Canadians
4. Argentinians
5. Swedish
6. Spanish
7. Norweigans
8. Italians
9. Dutch
10. Americans

 

[Jer1cho]

You have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much spare time...

 

[Steve-o]

Since when is your nationality, your race? That **** starts wars

 

[Sir Speedy]

You have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much spare time...
[/b]

You're just bitter he didn't put South Africans on that last list.

EDIT: Gratz to me for proving Steve-o's point!

 

[Steve-o]

Yeah I'm gonna marry a Namibian race girl so my child can inherit a strong accent.

 

[Jer1cho]

Yeah I'm gonna marry a Namibian race girl so my child can inherit a strong accent.[/b]

If i marry a French girl and have kids in Ethiopia, will they be black> <_<

Anyway, Top 10 best-selling game franchises ever:

10. Tom Clancy
9. FIFA
8. Tetris
7. Madden NFL
6. Grand Theft Auto
5. Need For Speed
4. Final Fantasy
3. The SIMS
2. Pokemon
1. Mario

 

[Sir Speedy]

Yeah I'm gonna marry a Namibian race girl so my child can inherit a strong accent.[/b]

If i marry a French girl and have kids in Ethiopia, will they be black> <_<

[/b]

Depends if the French girl is black or not.

Top Ten TRF Posters:

1. Me
2. Me
3. Me
4. Me
5. Me
6. Me
7. Me
8. Me
9. Me
10. Jer1cho

Coughcough.

 

[Jer1cho]

Depends if the French girl is black or not.

Top Ten TRF Posters:

1. Me
2. Me
3. Me
4. Me
5. Me
6. Me
7. Me
8. Me
9. Me
10. Jer1cho

Coughcough.[/b]

Smartass. <_<

Top 10 most overrated anythings:

10. 21 years of age
9. Old movies
8. Jessica Alba
7. Harry Potter
6. Tequila
5. England
4. Curing an itch
3. Soccer
2. Australia
1. Nelson Mandela

*Adjusts criticism umbrella and awaits downpour...*

 

[Laetca]

We really should have a SPAM board

Top 10 things I'd rather do then study:
10. Wash the car
9. Tidy my room
8. Paint the kitchen
7. Do my nails
6. Visit the sauna
5. Babysit
4. Lie in the grass
3. Cook/Bake
2. Watch a lot of girly films while eating too much icecream and cookies.
1. Have a cocktail (or two)

Top 10 most annoying things while trying to sleep:
10. When pillows/sheets/... are too warm/cold/fuzzy/...
9. The never-ending blanket battle
8. When you're about to fall asleep and suddenly remember you forgot something, so that you have to get out of bed again for five seconds or so.
7. Cold feet that aren't mine.
6. When you can't stop coughing.
5. The kid delivering the paper at 5.30 a.m. who drives a really loud moped
4. The people who feel the need to start singing/screaming very loud while walking down the street, at 3 a.m.
3. The pub around the corner where all those people are emerging from.
2. Pets that decide they'll jump on the bed with you, while you are already asleep.
1. Mosquitos

Top 10 guiltfood:
10. Icecream
9. Cheese
8. Chocolate Mousse
7. Lasagna
6. Whipped Cream
5. Oreos and Milk
4. Brownies
3. Pie
2. Chocolate Chip Cookies
1. Chocolate

Top 10 Awesome Jobs (there's a reason for each, some more obvious then others)
10. Being your ex's Boss
9. Instructor
8. Judge
7. Astrologist
6. Talkshowhost
5. Scarecrow
4. Coordinator/Planner
3. Matrass Tester
2. Marketeer
1. Critic

Top 10 Stupid Question:
10. Why would you do that?
9. Don't you just love my new boyfriend?
8. Can you spare some cash?
7. Are you busy?
6. Does this look good on me?
5. Can I ask you a question?
4. Does this dish contain meat? (name of the dish "Veggie Salad")
3. I have only five items, would you mind if I cut in line?
2. Have you gained weight?
1. Are those real?

I'll add five more top tens to this post at some point

 

[Charles]

Man there's a lot of people bored right now, I can tell...

Hey BTW Laetca when do you start watching rugby ?

 

[Fa'atau82]

Hey BTW Laetca when do you start watching rugby? [/b]

When the fit players run out and you get close-ups of their thighs. hehe

 

[melon]

My top 10 numbers

1. 7
2. 13
3. 8
4. 6
5. 3
6. 3209
7. 9 230 121 090 444
8. 42
9. 575
10. 1343

 

[Laetca]

How is it possible yhat 42 is only number eight? That's like the most awesome number ever!

Fa'atau82, you are a genius. Let me know when they're showing close ups of some well formed behinds

Nate sent me some audiovisual materials, but computer has been formatted (I think, I can never tell the two apart) since and I hadn't saved the file on my external memory, so I'll have to ask him to send it again, which I'll probably do after my exams are over (second week of september, here I come!)

 

[Sir Speedy]

My top 10 numbers

1. 7
2. 13
3. 8
4. 6
5. 3
6. 3209
7. 9 230 121 090 444
8. 42
9. 575
10. 1343

[/b]

Apart from 7 (you will die in 7 days tape), 3 (magic number) and 42 (the answer to life, the universe and everything), do those numbers have any relevance or did you just type random stuff?

 

[Laetca]

N° 7 is his phone number?

I'm surprised π isn't on there.
Or 1337



Added my fourth top ten

 

[DC]

Top 10 Best Facial Scenes:

10. Peter North - Kascha's Birthday
9. Jules Jordan - Ass Worshipper 1
8. Erik Everhard - Gangbang Girl 21
7. Erik Everhard - Gangbang Auditions 3
6. Peter North - Corruption
5. Peter North - Film Buff
4. Charlie - Dr. Fellatio 20
3. Seymour - Behind the Scenes With Seymour Butts 1
2. Alex Rae - Flesh Hunter 3
1. Peter North - Chameleon

 

[InsaneAsylum]

Top 10 Best Facial Scenes:

10. Peter North - Kascha's Birthday
9. Jules Jordan - Ass Worshipper 1
8. Erik Everhard - Gangbang Girl 21
7. Erik Everhard - Gangbang Auditions 3
6. Peter North - Corruption
5. Peter North - Film Buff
4. Charlie - Dr. Fellatio 20
3. Seymour - Behind the Scenes With Seymour Butts 1
2. Alex Rae - Flesh Hunter 3
1. Peter North - Chameleon

[/b]

oh my god hahahah i'm in tears

 

[Sir Speedy]

N° 7 is his phone number?

[/b]

Call him! Call him! Call him!

:3

 

[fcukernaut]

Top 10 Woman I would make sweet anal love to

10. Meg Ryan
9. Hayden Pantiere
8. Dakota Fanning
7. Emma Watson
6. Miley Cyrus
5. Jamie Lynn Spears
4. the fatter olson twin
3. Jenny Finch
2. Heather Locklear
1. Jessica Biel

 

[melon]

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N° 7 is his phone number?

[/b]

Call him! Call him! Call him!

:3
[/b][/quote]
Haha number 7 was far too long for my phone number!

Sorry to disappoint you. I'm guessing you both called it up today?