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<blockquote data-quote="AlRums" data-source="post: 1124582" data-attributes="member: 75351"><p>The year that Wales won another Grand Slam, an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman shuffled off this mortal coil.</p><p></p><p>As they chatted at the Pearly Gates, the trio realized they were lifelong rugby fans with something else in common.</p><p></p><p>St Peter beckoned them into heaven, but they had one condition.</p><p></p><p>"We're only coming in if we can avoid the Welsh for a hundred years," said the Englishman.</p><p></p><p>"Make that two hundred," said the Irishman. "They might have shut up about their win by then."</p><p></p><p>"Make it three hundred to be safe," said the Scotsman.</p><p></p><p>St Peter agreed to their wishes.</p><p></p><p>The three men spent a wonderful ten years drinking beer and meeting beautiful women.</p><p></p><p>But one day when they were walking across the clouds to the celestial pub, they saw a glowing field of the greenest grass.</p><p></p><p>A tall handsome man was taking place kicks. Every ball sailed between the posts.</p><p></p><p>He had long flowing locks, gleaming white boots, and wore a Welsh rugby jersey.</p><p></p><p>The trio turned and marched furiously up to St Peter.</p><p></p><p>"It's only been ten years and we found a Welshman. What happened to your promise?"</p><p></p><p>St Peter smiled benignly.</p><p></p><p>"No need to fret, lads. That's God. He just likes to pretend to be Welsh!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="AlRums, post: 1124582, member: 75351"] The year that Wales won another Grand Slam, an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman shuffled off this mortal coil. As they chatted at the Pearly Gates, the trio realized they were lifelong rugby fans with something else in common. St Peter beckoned them into heaven, but they had one condition. "We're only coming in if we can avoid the Welsh for a hundred years," said the Englishman. "Make that two hundred," said the Irishman. "They might have shut up about their win by then." "Make it three hundred to be safe," said the Scotsman. St Peter agreed to their wishes. The three men spent a wonderful ten years drinking beer and meeting beautiful women. But one day when they were walking across the clouds to the celestial pub, they saw a glowing field of the greenest grass. A tall handsome man was taking place kicks. Every ball sailed between the posts. He had long flowing locks, gleaming white boots, and wore a Welsh rugby jersey. The trio turned and marched furiously up to St Peter. "It's only been ten years and we found a Welshman. What happened to your promise?" St Peter smiled benignly. "No need to fret, lads. That's God. He just likes to pretend to be Welsh! [/QUOTE]
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