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Its as it sounds. What is the worse thing you have done in a game to the opposition, your own team and/or the ref?

I was sent off before I got on the feild once for "constant dissent". He was the most useless, biased ref I have come across and I was already in a bad mood for being dropped for the game so I proceeded to loudly question every wrong decision, and there were a lot of them, he made. Just after half time, one of their players clothes-lined our winger and he just played on, I lose my rag and the ref comes up to me and gives me a red card.

Not best pleased.

Next?
 
I haven't really done anything bad,
One time in 7s, the ball was on the floor, the opposition guy went to pick it up, i gave him a push causing him to fall over the ball, which i then picked up. Didn't get pinged for it or anything, dunno if the ref didn't see or just didn't care
 
I once lost it and did a full tackle during a touch-rugby game. Got binned for that.

And a lovely end of season award...
 
Playing scrum half i took the ball from a ruck stepped a player sprinted to glory only to be confronted by their last line of defence (a winger, covering full back i think).
He slowed a little as he approached me for the tackle so, for no reason, i pretended to throw the ball in his face. Of course, as you do, he flinched. Closed his eyes and partially pulled his hands up to cover his face. As he did that i stepped around him and went to score my try.


...only the ref blew up.
Pulled me back. Penalised me and yellow carded me for "ungentlemanly conduct". This coming from a man who calls the forwards "donkeys" and the backs "pretty girls" and steals what little water you have when you're trying to drink it at half time.
We lost the game and my team voted me as '****** of the match'.

I often get '****** of the match' for starting on some lump-of-a-forward and quickly requiring the help of my team mates...but that try would have been a glorious one!!!
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (RC @ Jan 11 2010, 04:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
Playing scrum half i took the ball from a ruck stepped a player sprinted to glory only to be confronted by their last line of defence (a winger, covering full back i think).
He slowed a little as he approached me for the tackle so, for no reason, i pretended to throw the ball in his face. Of course, as you do, he flinched. Closed his eyes and partially pulled his hands up to cover his face. As he did that i stepped around him and went to score my try.


...only the ref blew up.
Pulled me back. Penalised me and yellow carded me for "ungentlemanly conduct". This coming from a man who calls the forwards "donkeys" and the backs "pretty girls" and steals what little water you have when you're trying to drink it at half time.
We lost the game and my team voted me as '****** of the match'.

I often get '****** of the match' for starting on some lump-of-a-forward and quickly requiring the help of my team mates...but that try would have been a glorious one!!![/b]


Of FFS... I'm deliberately using that tactic next time I get the chance!
 
I once got taken by the neck without the ball an the ref didn't see it. I protests, and he sent me off for it.

I'm usually a good little boy and don't do much against the rules.
 
I was never one to try hurt anybody (never even rucked a player in 11 years of playing rugby) or chirp the ref but my determination and fearlessness did hurt some people, all by mistake! Promise!

1) Just arrived at my new high school, had rugby practice 2-3 times before our first game, the coaches were impressed by my skills but thought I was too small for a flank. Anyway I make it onto the bench and get on the field roughly 8-10 minutes into the 2nd half. Now this business of coming off the bench was new to me, in my previous schools I was always in the 1st team and half of the time I was captain as well, so I came out with a mission for this game.
Our opposition had this very large lock (biggest guy on the field) which they were using for crash balls and tap penalties. So during this game my team was constantly offside and infringing in the rucks so this guy was getting a lot of ball and was breaking our defense whenever he got a run since our forwards were getting scared of this guy now. Anyway we got penalized again and they took another tap penalty, again giving it to this guy. Now my best attribute was my tackling so when I saw they were gonna give to bigfoot, I lined him up. As soon as that scrumhalf tapped the ball and popped it up to him, I dashed straight at him and dived for his shins. We met about half (we were 10 metres back) and I caught him in the perfect place to completely knock him off his feet with his head coming down first on the other end. I didn't see the aftermath but my team told me his face literally bounced off the grass, and he knocked the ball on. It was the end of the game for him and he had to get stretchered off the field.
You'd of sweared I scored a try the way my team and coach went on, I was still a bit dazed on the ground when my teammates ripped me off the floor with plenty of back pats and taunts to the opposition :D Needless to say I was never selected for the bench in that school again.

2) When I was about 14 years old my school team was the best in the Zululand region so we got a lot of touring sides playing us from other regions. This particular game we got a team from a big school in Jo'burg. So we loss the coin toss and had to take the kick-off.
Our flyhalf bounces the ball a few times and preps our forwards that his about to kick. The ball ends up going to the opposition scrumhalf, he immediately whizzes the ball away to his inside centre (12) and this guy's just phenomenal. He ran through our entire team to score under the posts. First movement of the game and we 7-0 down!
OK so we kick-off again, feeling a bit startled making sure it lands by the forwards this time. 8th-man gets it, runs it up, gets tackled, ruck forms, scrum-half whisks it to the flyhalf, flyhalf immediately pops it up for the inside-centre, he AGAIN goes on this crazy run but eventually gets tackled around our 22m, so this guys' made like 50 metres in one run. Anyway I'm one of the first on the scene, contest the ruck, kinda fall off the side so I got run around and join the ruck from the back again. As I'm running around, turning to assume my position from the back of the ruck, I accidently step on the inside-centres face which was poking out from the side! I didn't just step on it, since I was turning, I slipped on it :lol: . At first I didn't know what I stepped on, when I looked back and saw this guys gripping his face with pain I got away from the scene of the crime very quickly :p . Luckily he didn't get seriously injured and nobody saw me do it but he never played any part of the game after that. We won that game in the end BTW :D

3) Another accident injury I caused was on one of my team mates during practice. We were practicing kick-offs (A team vs B team) and the B team guys were doing everything very halfheartedly. We assume position to chase another kick-off when my coach whispers to me "Go hard at them". I nod. Our flyhalf floats a nice weighed ball to the B team's flyhalf, with me charging full steam at this guy. As soon as that guy caught the ball, before he even got to look at where I was, I absolutely mauled him. Got him straight in the abdomen. He goes down, we help him get his wind back and he goes to sit on the sideline. We carry-on with practice, while he's recovering on the sideline but he's looking increasingly uncomfortable. He eventually can't stand-up properly and one of the coaches takes him to the school to get some treatment.
Towards the end of the practice we hear that he's been taken to hospital! Turns out I tore his spleen with that tackle and he had to go for emergency surgery that night. He did eventually recover, although he missed 3 months of school and could never play rugby again. After all that he came up to me and thanked me because he missed the mid year exams because of this :blink:
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Bullitt @ Jan 12 2010, 05:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
I once lost it and did a full tackle during a touch-rugby game. Got binned for that.

And a lovely end of season award...[/b]

Depending on how hard that works out to be you get the police called on you for that one in New Zealand. Not criticising, just saying.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (C A Iversen @ Jan 11 2010, 09:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Bullitt @ Jan 12 2010, 05:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I once lost it and did a full tackle during a touch-rugby game. Got binned for that.
And a lovely end of season award...[/b]
Depending on how hard that works out to be you get the police called on you for that one in New Zealand. Not criticising, just saying.
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The way that Soccer-poofism (as in wimps, not Gareth Thomas) is creeping into the pro game, I'll bet that'll be the case for the XV full contact sooner or later.
 
got in a few fights, especially with stupid scrum halves who think they're jimmy cowan. I booted a bloke in the head once after he overreacted when my mate dump-tackled.

Also may not be the worst thing to anyone else, but to myself... I'd been f***ed on mdma the night before and hadn't come down come gametime. It was a horrible match.
 
Well, i was spear tackled once, and then one of those stupid Afrikaans mothers praised the crap out of her kid for nearly killing me. So i through the ball at her and broke her nose. It was in the paper, so i will scan it and post it when i find it.
 
In a ruck I broke the nose, with a elbow hit, of the guy who had just tackled me when I felt is hand on my face.
 
Hmm. Worst I've probably done is shoulder a guy in the nuts when making a tackle. But this was after he sent two of our players off the field injured and kicked me in the face amongst other incidents all looked over by the ref and touchjudges.

The game was canceled when one of the opposition bit one of our players; the principals' son.
 
Only a couple of weeks ago before allthe snow, i knocked some lad out. I was engrossed in the game waiting for the ball to come out of the ruck, soon as i saw it come out i launched myself at this poor chap. After i tackled him got up and offered to help him up he didnt move. So i asked again and realised i had knocked the kid out.

Happy i hadnt killed him i walked away smiling much to their teams dissent. Rest of the match i got kicked gropped punched studded. but it was worth seeing the chap knocked out after a mean tackle. Must of just got out of colts or something.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jer1cho @ Jan 12 2010, 08:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
Well, i was spear tackled once, and then one of those stupid Afrikaans mothers praised the crap out of her kid for nearly killing me. So i through the ball at her and broke her nose. It was in the paper, so i will scan it and post it when i find it.[/b]

I know what you mean with parents on the sidelines but this (your post) is going a bit far in terms of comdemning an entire people because of one mother who probably is not even aware of the rules and this is not isolated to us Afrikaners.. at least not here where I have watched and played games in the Western Cape.

Also, i am appaled at you being proud of violence you commited against a woman.. blows my mind, actually.
 
1.The worst game I ever played was on a horrible game against not the nicest team. It was Johnsonville U19 vs Patone, and Patone were by far the better team in the grade, we were the team who did the best to them, and we lost 22-5 partly because of the rainy conditions. Anyway, they were playing dirty and a mate of mine broke his collar bone, after a prop stomped on it. Now I was 15 at the time, and the prop was playing U19, but I'm pretty sure he was married with kids, had a mortgage and I wouldn't be surprised if he had a pension. Well, playing out of position at lock, I lined the guy up and hit him hard in a tackle. By this stage the game had gotten out of hand. Earlier in the match, their #8 had got red carded, for disconnecting from the scrum, taking a run up, and this #8 who would have been at least 120kgs jumped on the top of a scrum, causing it to collapse and people were injured. Anyway, after the tackle, a dude starting whaling on me. My team jump in and it turns into a brawl. The Number 8 comes on the field after being red carded and starts taking cheap shots on a mate of mine playing #8. Well, having done Hapkido most of my life I got the number 8 in a choke hold and once unconscious he was escorted from the field.

Anyway, later that day I ran into the number 8 and he said it was all good, so no hard feelings.

2.When I was in the first XV, a guy who played prop with me kept bragging named Ben Martin and just consistently was a prat. I started every game with a mate Malcolm as the other prop, and this guy named Ben, would occasionally get game time when I was ill or for the last 10-15 minutes. Well I was ill for two weeks and during the training I returned, Ben claimed that he should be captain of the team, and that he was by far the best player, I received so much talk all week about how he was the best prop etc, and just general bragging which started to build up. Anyway a team who were short on players (and didn't bring a uniform due to their slack coach) needed an extra player to play prop, and our coach gave them Ben. Well he received the ball and though it would be a good idea to run it straight at me, I don't know if I could do another tackle like that again, but it was magnificent...Now it's a good time to mention that Ben suffers from epilepsy. The tackle caused him to have a fit (third one that season during a game), and he broke three ribs and dislocated his shoulder. Not my proudest moment, but none the less, I lost no sleep.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (stormer2010 @ Jan 12 2010, 12:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jer1cho @ Jan 12 2010, 08:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, i was spear tackled once, and then one of those stupid Afrikaans mothers praised the crap out of her kid for nearly killing me. So i through the ball at her and broke her nose. It was in the paper, so i will scan it and post it when i find it.[/b]

I know what you mean with parents on the sidelines but this (your post) is going a bit far in terms of comdemning an entire people because of one mother who probably is not even aware of the rules and this is not isolated to us Afrikaners.. at least not here where I have watched and played games in the Western Cape.

Also, i am appaled at you being proud of violence you commited against a woman.. blows my mind, actually.
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Ok, firstly, i am not condemning an entire people. I am half Afrikaans, and attended an Afrikaans High school (Hoerskool Middelburg). Besides, it is ONLY the afrikaans mothers that go on like that, so regardless of what you think, what i said is the truth.

Secondly, i could have snapped my neck in that hit, and then the kids mother shouts 'lekker bul, maak die fokker seer'. Get that f*cking halo off your head and think for a second. I was not proud of it at all, and was almost expelled because of the incident. People make decisions based on emotion, and mine was wrong. The thread is 'whats the worst...' I have tackled the bejeesus out of guys, but i decided to post my worst experience because that is what the thread is ***led.
 
Playing 9 in a Boxing Day match, I was having a constant battle with the oppo 3. Ref wasn't protecting me as the oppo guy constantly came in the side & took me out, so as he stepped over me, I rapped him under the scrotum. He went to pick on someone else after that!

Just for the record, I was a ref myself at the time!
 

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