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Why cricketers believe they're good lovers

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Bullitt

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1) We always wear protection.

2) Because with perfect timing we can penetrate a tight ring

3) Once we get in you'll be hit for six

4) We look for gaps and play into them.

5) We are capable of pulling anything.

6) We're not afraid to introduce a third man if required

7) We appreciate legs whether they be fine, short, long or even square.

8) If it starts to get wet we are always sure to have spare sheets and covers.

9) We try to avoid "spraying it"

10) We can go on and on and on for many days!!!


Other reasons added by our valued members....

11) We like to play straight

12) We can bat on both grassy and grassless wickets

13) We build long partnerships.

14) We know how to vary the pace to good effect

15) We believe in good helmet protection

16) We're not afraid to spit on our fingers to get the shiny side gleaming

17) We have remarkable stamina with all-round performance.

18) Because our weapons are often wrapped with at least one if not TWO rubber sleeves

19) We score many times.

20) We understand the need for covers and extra covers

21) We definitely know how to 'bang it in'

22) We appreciate a good tail-end

23) Cricketers know for sure that 69 for 2 is a great position to be in.

24) We know how to get a good use of the pitch we play on.

25) We know how to use our bats skillfully while on the crease.

26) We can bowl a maiden over.

27) We know how to arch our backs and give it just that little bit more

28) We're a big fan of video replays

29) We always try to hit the right spot

30) We know how to add that extra bit of pressure

31) We're not afraid of a couple of decent bouncers

32) We never underestimate the value of an overnight stand

33) We usually get through 3 sessions a day

34) We British cricketers relish the chance to go 'down under'

35) We know that chasing a wide one can lead to regret

36) We're not afraid to bring technology into the game

37) We also love to put it in 'The Corridor of Uncertainty'

38) We appreciate the importance of playing in the V.

Just accept it, a gentlemans sport can only be played by gentlemen...

and of course 'a full toss in the face is always an accident and will be apologised for straight away...'
 
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Hazey

Guest
I see nothing amusing in those stout and long-standing truths.

We also know that you get the most movement when it's damp.


:p
 
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dobrien7

Guest
Lol very good chaps, we are also adept at getting young ladies to face a few bouncers at the members end...
 
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BokMagic

Guest
I once picked up 5 wickets in a spell, with tree maidens thrown into the mix. One of my better performances.
 
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waits20

Guest
lol that is bloody hilarious, normally i just read those and its always about golfers
 
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melon

Guest
I once picked up 5 wickets in a spell, with tree maidens thrown into the mix. One of my better performances.

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I wonder if my still developing filth ridden mind interpreted this correctly...
 
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BokMagic

Guest
<div class='quotemain'> I once picked up 5 wickets in a spell, with tree maidens thrown into the mix. One of my better performances.

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I wonder if my still developing filth ridden mind interpreted this correctly...
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I`m sure it did mate.
 
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iampoundfoolish

Guest
did you find all those on facebook? i'm sure there was a site called 10 reasons cricket players are good lover etc. as a cricketer myself i would just like to say they're all 100% true(ish).
 
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