Bet Wales are kicking themselves for letting the players decide employment policy.
I'm sure Alfie would make an excellent HR director of the WRU.
<Pat Howard> Er, hello, I'd like to apply for the post of Welsh Coach please? <Alfie> Excuse me?! Do you propose that we play some kind of logical rugby? Do you say that we drop our fabled "sexy" rugby? <Pat> Well I would- <Alfie> Let me ask you something boyo, are you "sexy"? Do you live, think, eat, sleep and have sex with "sexy"?! When asked in a psychiatry splatter test "what does this image mean to you" do you come up with the answer "SEXY"?! <Pat> I don't quite understand what you mean, you're scaring m- <Alfie> MY WHOLE LIFE REVOLVES AROUND "SEXY!" Ruddock said that we should think before we run, think before we pass and just play "intelligent" rugby! PAH! What does he know eh? <Pat> But he steered you to your first grand slam in years, please let go of my bal- <Alfie> BUT HE WAS NOT SEXY! NO SEXY AT ALL IN HIS LIFE WASN'T IT?! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! BEGONE FROM MY TEMPLE OF SEXY! NO SEXY TIME FOR YOU! GO AWAY!