XV Based on passport

[big ginger 8]

Warning this thread may involve some casual racism and negative stereotyping. Basically I thought I'd try to make a team based on races no offense is intended.

1. American-they're fat
2. English-they like throwing things
3. Japanese-sumo wrestlers
4. Dutch-they're vey tall
5. South African-specifically Afrikaans they're massive
6. Serbian-hard as nails
7. Russian-fantastic gynasts so good balance
8. Welsh-n8's follow the scrum Welsh people must have inherited some qualities.
9. Fench-arrogant like bossing people around
10. Brazil-great footballer plays with attcking skill/German-efficent
11. Fijian-explosive fast
12. Samoan-explosive hard hitters
13. New Zealander-can't think a suitable one anyway they're bloody good rugby players
14. Jamacian-they're ****ing fast
15. Irish-We all play Gaelic so great under the high ball/ Australians same but with Aussie football

Look forward to hopefully some lighthearted slagging. Wonder who the first to say 9. Irish-they're all Leprechauns.

 

[psychic duck]

careful ... this thread is bound to go in an unpleasant direction

 

[big ginger 8]

careful ... this thread is bound to go in an unpleasant direction

Possibly but I will do my best not to take it there.

 

[Feicarsinn]

Could you change race to nationality? A more accurate description of what you're actually looking for and far less controversial.

 

[TRF_Ezequiel]

I changed it to something more neutral

 

[gingergenius]

lets do it on rugby nations in the top 15 of the world rankings.

1. Wop - too fat to play football
2. Jap - little stocky sumo man who likes bowing down (for scrums)
3. Georgian - a country I think of as having grizzly fat props
4. Moose - well they love ice hockey so they love fights
5. Saffa - a big tall mean Afrikaner
6. Tongan - stacked, mean and banned for 6 weeks
7. Fijian - a wizard man capable of being in all parts of the field at once
8. Kiwi - signifies the big, physical and skillful NZer
9. Jock - they always have a great scrum half
10. Taff - no other nation loves the 10 jersey as much
11. PommyRosbifPrick - a fast black man
12. Criminal Bogan - I'm thinking a lovely intelligent footballer, probably used to play league, has a shitty haircut
13. Samoan - A big fast brutal mother****er
14. Mick - fast, skinny and a past in Gaelic football that commentators love to talk about
15. Frog - the man who wins and loses you games and has dodgy facial hair