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<blockquote data-quote="Jer1cho" data-source="post: 256383"><p>Erm... what's Lent??? :huh: Anyway...</p><p></p><p>One day a Native American man finds himself observing a British guy trying to pick up woman. The Indian watches to see if the man will be successful. Here is the conversation the British man has with a lady that walks by (with a nice FAT accent)...</p><p></p><p>Brit: "Tickle your fanny with a feather?"</p><p>Woman: "WHAT!?"</p><p>Brit: "Oh nothing, i said typical country weather..."</p><p></p><p>So the girl moves along, as the Indian still observes with interest. Another lady soon walks by and the same conversation occurs:</p><p></p><p>Brit: "Tickle your fanny with a feather?"</p><p>Woman: "WHAT!?"</p><p>Brit: "Oh nothing, i said typical country weather..."</p><p></p><p>Again the woman moves on. The Indian is thinking by now that the man is mad, but decides to watch him give it one last shot.</p><p></p><p>Brit: "Tickle your fanny with a feather?"</p><p>Woman: "Sure! I would love that! Lets Go!"</p><p></p><p>The Indian is stunned, and upon the man's return, decides to ask for advice on picking up ladies like that. The British man tells him to say something dirty, and cover it up if the response is not the desired one! So the Native American soon returns to his homeland to try it out.</p><p></p><p>When he gets there, Soaring Eagle walks past... Here is the conversation:</p><p></p><p>Indian: "Poke c*nt with stick?"</p><p>Soaring Eagle: "WHAT!?"</p><p>Indian: "No looks like rain!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jer1cho, post: 256383"] Erm... what's Lent??? :huh: Anyway... One day a Native American man finds himself observing a British guy trying to pick up woman. The Indian watches to see if the man will be successful. Here is the conversation the British man has with a lady that walks by (with a nice FAT accent)... Brit: "Tickle your fanny with a feather?" Woman: "WHAT!?" Brit: "Oh nothing, i said typical country weather..." So the girl moves along, as the Indian still observes with interest. Another lady soon walks by and the same conversation occurs: Brit: "Tickle your fanny with a feather?" Woman: "WHAT!?" Brit: "Oh nothing, i said typical country weather..." Again the woman moves on. The Indian is thinking by now that the man is mad, but decides to watch him give it one last shot. Brit: "Tickle your fanny with a feather?" Woman: "Sure! I would love that! Lets Go!" The Indian is stunned, and upon the man's return, decides to ask for advice on picking up ladies like that. The British man tells him to say something dirty, and cover it up if the response is not the desired one! So the Native American soon returns to his homeland to try it out. When he gets there, Soaring Eagle walks past... Here is the conversation: Indian: "Poke c*nt with stick?" Soaring Eagle: "WHAT!?" Indian: "No looks like rain!" [/QUOTE]
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