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<blockquote data-quote="shtove" data-source="post: 261345"><p>An investment banker was riding in his limousine when he saw two men at the roadside, down on their hands and knees eating grass. Intrigued, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.</p><p></p><p>He asked the first man, "Why are you eating grass?"</p><p></p><p>"I lost my job, my home was repossessed, and my pension collapsed. There's no money for food, so I have to eat grass to survive."</p><p></p><p>"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the banker said.</p><p></p><p>"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. Over there, under that tree."</p><p></p><p>"Bring them along," the banker replied. "Plenty for everyone."</p><p></p><p>He turned to the second man and said, "You can come with us too."</p><p></p><p>The second man said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"</p><p></p><p>"Bring them all!" said the banker. "All are welcome."</p><p></p><p>When the two families had squeezed themselves in to the limo, there was no more room in back so the banker sat up front. </p><p></p><p>As the limo pulled away, the children joined hands and said, "Oh thank you, sir. You are so kind."</p><p></p><p>"No problem," said the banker as he turned in his seat to look at their upturned faces. "You'll love my place. The grass is a foot high."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="shtove, post: 261345"] An investment banker was riding in his limousine when he saw two men at the roadside, down on their hands and knees eating grass. Intrigued, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked the first man, "Why are you eating grass?" "I lost my job, my home was repossessed, and my pension collapsed. There's no money for food, so I have to eat grass to survive." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the banker said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. Over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the banker replied. "Plenty for everyone." He turned to the second man and said, "You can come with us too." The second man said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all!" said the banker. "All are welcome." When the two families had squeezed themselves in to the limo, there was no more room in back so the banker sat up front. As the limo pulled away, the children joined hands and said, "Oh thank you, sir. You are so kind." "No problem," said the banker as he turned in his seat to look at their upturned faces. "You'll love my place. The grass is a foot high." [/QUOTE]
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