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<blockquote data-quote="melon" data-source="post: 132806"><p>When CHABAL goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets CHABAL.</p><p></p><p>When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for CHABAL.</p><p></p><p>CHABAL counted to infinity - twice.</p><p></p><p>CHABAL invented every colour. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.</p><p></p><p>When CHABAL does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing</p><p>the Earth down.</p><p></p><p>CHABAL hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.</p><p></p><p>CHABAL gave Mona Lisa that smile.</p><p></p><p>CHABAL can slam a revolving door.</p><p></p><p>Some kids **** their name in the snow. CHABAL can **** his name into</p><p>concrete.</p><p></p><p>CHABAL once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.</p><p></p><p>CHABAL's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one</p><p>fools CHABAL.</p><p></p><p>CHABAL can speak Braille.</p><p></p><p>CHABAL tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.</p><p></p><p>Superman owns a pair of CHABAL pyjamas.</p><p></p><p>CHABAL owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the</p><p>1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of</p><p>Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from</p><p>the game Uno.</p><p></p><p>CHABAL sleeps with a night light. Not because CHABAL is afraid of</p><p>the dark, but the dark is afraid of CHABAL.</p><p></p><p>CHABAL doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they</p><p>touch his body.</p><p></p><p>Once a cobra bit CHABAL's leg. After five days of excruciating pain,</p><p>the cobra died.</p><p></p><p>CHABAL divides by zero.</p><p></p><p>CHABAL is always on top during sex because CHABAL never f***s up.</p><p></p><p>When CHABAL exercises, the machine gets stronger.</p><p></p><p>CHABAL doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."</p><p></p><p>CHABAL sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and</p><p>unparalleled rugby playing ability. Shortly after the transaction was</p><p>finalized, CHABAL rucked the devil in the face and took his soul back.</p><p>The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should</p><p>have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the</p><p>month.</p><p></p><p>CHABAL can kill two stones with one bird.</p><p></p><p>CHABAL once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.</p><p></p><p>CHABAL once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a</p><p>friend that the expression "shi**ting bricks" wasn't just a figure of</p><p>speech.</p><p></p><p>The only time CHABALwas wrong was when he thought he had made a</p><p>mistake.</p><p></p><p>Mark Ella once defeated CHABAL in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In</p><p>retaliation, CHABAL invented racism</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melon, post: 132806"] When CHABAL goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets CHABAL. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for CHABAL. CHABAL counted to infinity - twice. CHABAL invented every colour. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. When CHABAL does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. CHABAL hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. CHABAL gave Mona Lisa that smile. CHABAL can slam a revolving door. Some kids **** their name in the snow. CHABAL can **** his name into concrete. CHABAL once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. CHABAL's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools CHABAL. CHABAL can speak Braille. CHABAL tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. Superman owns a pair of CHABAL pyjamas. CHABAL owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno. CHABAL sleeps with a night light. Not because CHABAL is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of CHABAL. CHABAL doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body. Once a cobra bit CHABAL's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. CHABAL divides by zero. CHABAL is always on top during sex because CHABAL never f***s up. When CHABAL exercises, the machine gets stronger. CHABAL doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now." CHABAL sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled rugby playing ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, CHABAL rucked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. CHABAL can kill two stones with one bird. CHABAL once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil. CHABAL once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a friend that the expression "shi**ting bricks" wasn't just a figure of speech. The only time CHABALwas wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake. Mark Ella once defeated CHABAL in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, CHABAL invented racism [/QUOTE]
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