Discussion in 'The Clubhouse Bar' started by O'Rothlain, Jul 28, 2007.

  1. O'Rothlain

    O'Rothlain Guest

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    <span style="font-family:Arial">CHABAL!
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  3. melon

    melon Guest

    When CHABAL goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets CHABAL.

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for CHABAL.

    CHABAL counted to infinity - twice.

    CHABAL invented every colour. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

    When CHABAL does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing
    the Earth down.

    CHABAL hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

    CHABAL gave Mona Lisa that smile.

    CHABAL can slam a revolving door.

    Some kids **** their name in the snow. CHABAL can **** his name into

    CHABAL once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

    CHABAL's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one
    fools CHABAL.

    CHABAL can speak Braille.

    CHABAL tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

    Superman owns a pair of CHABAL pyjamas.

    CHABAL owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the
    1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of
    Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from
    the game Uno.

    CHABAL sleeps with a night light. Not because CHABAL is afraid of
    the dark, but the dark is afraid of CHABAL.

    CHABAL doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they
    touch his body.

    Once a cobra bit CHABAL's leg. After five days of excruciating pain,
    the cobra died.

    CHABAL divides by zero.

    CHABAL is always on top during sex because CHABAL never f***s up.

    When CHABAL exercises, the machine gets stronger.

    CHABAL doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

    CHABAL sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
    unparalleled rugby playing ability. Shortly after the transaction was
    finalized, CHABAL rucked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
    The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should
    have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the

    CHABAL can kill two stones with one bird.

    CHABAL once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.

    CHABAL once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a
    friend that the expression "shi**ting bricks" wasn't just a figure of

    The only time CHABALwas wrong was when he thought he had made a

    Mark Ella once defeated CHABAL in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In
    retaliation, CHABAL invented racism
  4. O'Rothlain

    O'Rothlain Guest

    1. Chabal recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
    2. If you want a list of Chabal's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
    3. Chabal does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
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  5. DC

    DC Guest


    yea thats how i remember 300.
  6. O'Rothlain

    O'Rothlain Guest

    Chabal 's new religion is Chabalism, it revolves around the concept of being scared of Chabal. Join that Madonna!
  7. Bullitt

    Bullitt Guest

    Seabass is awsome, but however;

    Buck Shelford doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Buck Shelford has allowed to live.

    Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Buck Shelford.

    Buck Shelford does not sleep. He waits.

    Buck Shelford is the reason why Wally is hiding.

    Buck Shelford counted to infinity - twice.

    When Buck Shelford does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

    Buck Shelford is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

    Buck Shelfords hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

    There is no such thing as global warming. Buck Shelford was cold, so he turned the sun up.

    Buck Shelford can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

    Buck Shelford doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

    Buck Shelford gave Mona Lisa that smile.

    Buck Shelford can slam a revolving door.

    Buck Shelford does not get frostbite. Buck Shelford bites frost

    Buck Shelford doesn't kill two birds with one stone. Buck Shelford kills all birds, with two stones. The ones in his pants.

    Buck Shelford knows the last digit of pi.

    The air around Buck Shelford is always a balmy 78 degrees.

    When Buck Shelford wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

    Buck Shelford plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

    According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Buck Shelford created God by snapping his fingers.

    Buck Shelford doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

    Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Buck Shelford to kill you...Fourty seven times.

    The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was an exhibition game vs. Buck Shelford and three seven year old girls.

    Buck Shelford is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

    Mr. T pities the fool. Buck Shelford rips the fool's head off.

    Buck Shelford had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

    Buck Shelford has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

    Buck Shelford is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

    A man once taunted Buck Shelford with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Buck Shelford proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

    Buck Shelfords favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

    In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Buck Shelford was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

    "Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Buck Shelford calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

    Buck Shelford does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Buck Shelford.

    Buck Shelford once had sex with a cigarette machine in the Osaka airport.

    Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Buck Shelford fight.

    Buck Shelford is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

    In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Buck Shelford, because Buck Shelford killed that man.

    Buck Shelford wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

    When you play Monopoly with Buck Shelford, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

    Buck Shelford describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

    Buck Shelford likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

    Buck Shelford can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

    Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Buck Shelford does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

    Buck Shelford did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

    Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Buck Shelford touches turns up dead.

    Buck Shelfords pulse is measured on the richter scale.

    Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Buck Shelford."

    Buck Shelford enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your lower intestine and pretends to make a balloon animal out of it. Then he cracks your skull open with a Volvo for not complimenting him on his balloon animal.

    Buck Shelford CAN in fact 'raise the roof'. And he can do it with one hand.

    Kenny G is allowed to live because Buck Shelford doesn't kill women.

    For Buck Shelford, every street is "one way". HIS WAY.

    There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Buck Shelford.

    Buck Shelford once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.

    Instead of having a cigarette after sex, Buck Shelford heads outside and brands his cattle.

    Buck Shelford actually built the stairway to heaven.

    Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Buck Shelfords preschool class.

    Buck Shelford once skewered a man with the Eiffel tower.

    The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Buck Shelford didn't kill you in your sleep.

    Buck Shelford doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can.

    Occam's Razor says that the simplest answer tends to be the correct one. Buck Shelfords Razor involves a flick of the wrist and a Columbian Necktie.

    Buck Shelford needs a monkeywrench and a blowtorch to **********.

    Buck Shelfords invented all 32 letters of the alphabet.

    If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Buck Shelford hears it. Buck Shelford can hear everything. Buck Shelford can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.

    Buck Shelford actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover.

    He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Buck Shelford … dies.

    Buck Shelford is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can **** on whatever he wants.

    Buck Shelford can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.

    Buck Shelford doesn't have blood. He is filled with magma.
  8. O'Rothlain

    O'Rothlain Guest

    As a Moderator, I must Warn you, officially as it were, that this thread is only about CHABAL!
    This blatant "spamming" about Buck Rogers or whoever does not rest well with the Chabal. HE WILL RIP YOUR FACE OFF.
    You have been officially Chabaled.
    Two Frenchmen, 5 minutes before being Chabaled in the head.
  9. Bullitt

    Bullitt Guest


    .Buck looks upon you with pity. Be grateful Buck has not harmed you. Yet
  10. O'Rothlain

    O'Rothlain Guest

    Buck Lives Because Chabal Does Not Kill Women.
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  11. O'Rothlain

    O'Rothlain Guest

    Chabal is able to co-exist in both our time and in 65 AD simultaneously.
  12. Caledfwlch

    Caledfwlch Guest

    ok i don't want to be blasphemous here, but i noticed during the iveco series that with this beard and long hair look, chabal looks a hell lot like christ the saviour. man, there wouldn't be a need for hell if there was christ like chabal. he'd just run into and break your jaw(if you were blaphemous in ur mortal life), stick u at the bottom of the ruck and kick u.

    but then again, rugby IS the game they play in heaven.

    hey........ do ya think chabal is te second coming of christ? haha ok i have to go for confession
  13. Beardy

    Beardy Guest

    And in other news today, Julius Caeser was assassinated.
  14. O'Rothlain

    O'Rothlain Guest

    No, Chabal is the Angel of Death as mentioned in the Bible:

    2 Kings 19:35 (New International Version)
    New International Version (NIV)

    35 That night the angel of the LORD went out and put to death a hundred and eighty-five thousand men in the Assyrian camp. When the people got up the next morning—there were all the dead bodies!

  15. philhirons

    philhirons Guest

    never gets old seeing lol put on his arse :)
  16. O'Rothlain

    O'Rothlain Guest

    never gets old seeing lol put on his arse :)
    It looks as if Chabal has picked him up to naw off his thigh.
  17. RC

    RC Guest

    Legend has it that under Chabal's beard lies - not a chin, but...another fist!
  18. shtove

    shtove Guest

  19. O'Rothlain

    O'Rothlain Guest

    Well spotted...he does look like Dracula!
    But Chabal looks like no one, everyone else resembles Chabal.
  20. shanzypanzy

    shanzypanzy Guest

    Chabal fans can get a grip. put him in league then hel c what a HIT! is. even though he puts players to shame.
  21. O'Rothlain

    O'Rothlain Guest

    League is Chabals left testicle. That's why you like it.
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