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For the length of the Banter I have changed the display names of Gay Guy and Chiro

to ChiroGUY and GAYPRACTOR101

Its just a bit of fun

if you dont like it let me know and I will change it back!!!
 
hmph!..like i care..i have had many names in my past lives....adam...noah..moses..king david....king arthur...yoda...simba...to more recently..neo....

what is a name??? when it wont be remembered only for loss of manhood?...i ask you gayguy but you have lost that at birth..there for i cannot help you but i will be responsible for your demise and you shall rest in mysterious peace!!!

organise the place..mine will not be avaliable coz males have to have water melon sized balls to enter the first floor of my 20 storey garage...and to entermy house....well that is out of the question...God will decide who comes to heaven so pray to him!!!



and woosah....eat a fat one!!
 
lol that all you can say to me? hahahaha

still didnt answer my question :p
 
you dont deserve any more....you are bacteria in my nose...you are insignificant and that is backed by the fact you are from wellington


gg WHAT SAY YOU!!!!!???!?!
 
what what what?????? i am not FROM wellington that is the worst insult ever

from canterbury dude, just live in wellington for the time being :)
 
Right guys, How about doing a forfeit for the loser. Th loser has to donate to TRF. The loser will donate the value of £10. According to XE.com, its around $28 NSD.
What do you guys think, I'm sure Dan & Charlie won't mind. :D
 
I think the loser Gaypractor should pay me for taking up my precious time when I could be saving money to buy my jet plane to begin my WORLD DOMINATION tour.

Well Gaypractor....or should I call you GP......I can set up the venue.....Mt Smart or Eden Park? Perhaps you would like something more discreet like the Junes Escort services....er....hang on their TV's are only 29inch.....well maybe something like my classroom on the projector....or my room on a 32inch widescreen.

I have to warn you though....coming to my house is a health hazard.....I live in the heart of Mangere and just getting down my street you need to make sure you have the secret signs splashed out on your car. Tennis balls on your mags would be a good start. I take it you do have mags? Without mags you cannot pass over the Mangere bridge.....

So there you have it GP. I have the place.....my bedroom or my classroom. All we need now is for you to set the time when you are free to begin the rest of your life.......as a normal person realising ....yes....there is...another.....


....mwahaha.......mwahahahahaaaaaaaa!
 
Whilst on your world tour, stop by here. I have this new recipe for stuffed Kiwi.
 
oh really???....does it involve you english losing to the argentina rugby team???...hahahhaa f*** outta here english twat

yo gg whats gud???...donation???...what the f***??..scheming northerners always trying to make money off the much talented southerners..cough..carlos spencer....cough cough heineken cup is super14 3rd division...awww mate i got the flu thinking about english rugby..not gud but anyway

gg bro...heres the dibs on me..i only like 20minute games(10 minute halves) i dont like this quick 10second **** aight!!!...i like to strangle my opponents over a long period of time so we gonna do it like this..also we should have a series of matches..it would be fair..becoz i like to win consequetively..(well not fair for you then)..if you have any preferences on the ol gaming term "cheapies"..then please tell me now..my brother thinks my defence is cheap...my defence just over steps the boundaries abit(hint hint 4 your sakes)..so tell me now..i dont wanna come over and you get all gay agro on me and start raping your boyfriend on the street just coz you cant get the ball off me..(another hint hint)..i dont know who you practice against but i can tell you the computer is not gonna help..niether are kids who are 15 and under...i promise you this...when ever a rugby game is on sale..i go crazy wild and its my favorite thing in the world..so you would know how sad i must've been when those other crap rugby games came out..rugby 06 has restored my pleasure to the multiplaying gaming scene...picture those hardcore warcraft guys or c.s guys at the internet cafes..i am one of those guys but only for madden and rugby games....

you have been warned...everyone here thinks your gonna win becoz you type real nicely and you go about yourself all nice and gay and ****...thats all good..i hope the board has got ya back..you are gonna need all the support you can muster...

back to the topic at hand..the challenge..we should have a series of events..what me and my brother,mates or cuzzins do is that we enter either a ten nations or 6nations comp and battle each other out..hey guess who came out on top???....anyways we can do it like that...i have 4 favorite teams i can always play with and thats nz,sth africa,fiji and ireland..i dont mind playing any team with fiji other than england or sth africa..and with the rest of my favoured teams i dont mind playing anyone else...

so what will it be?

hmmmm venue?....you room sounds mighty tempting hahahhaha..i dunno...you live mangere bridge ways??...how far from mangere bridge shops???
 
id also like a "prize" when i win...get of me land would you be obliged to do so if i asked?
 
Chiro your prize if you win will be the donation that gay guy will make TRF.
 
This needs a poll.

Who do you believe has the talents they speak of?

Gay-Guy

Chiropractor

Should I put it up?
 
Mangere Bridge????? What an insult lol! I live deep in the heart of mangere..... :)

My room is a bit cramp but I will treat you real good lol! We can lie down between games and rest :rolleyes:

The school I can put the projector on the whiteboard so you can see EXACTLY what is going wrong with your defence lol!

Be warned......no defence is irresistable to my knowledge of attacks hahaha!

I see you don't like to play with Wales or England, Australia...or even France lol! Well I can use those international teams if you don't like them. Fiji....speedsters need the ball before it can be of any use.....Ireland.....BOD can't tackle.....South Africa...Habana is not the niftiest in the world and is a bit slow with out and out speed.......and NZ has the worse defence of the big teams....

Well I can play your Fiji with France if you don't like Fiji vesus England or South Africa but even then it is a mismatch.

I don't want to play England at all cos they are the best. If i pull them out that means I RESPECT you lol!

20 mins is fine.....I doubt if I will lose a 20 min game as the ones I lose are quickies wen I get ambushed trying to run from my ingoal.

TRF Rugby 2006 rules should be applied.

So when you are ready Chiro name the time so we can announce it to the WORLD!!!!!!
 
I forgot to mention my club teams...

If I start pulling these out then it means you are not worthy of playing me lol!

The team that mocks the most will be Paris as their pink uniform says it all lol!

If you can't handle them then I will choose the Chiefs.....that most pathetic NZ province in Super rugby lol!

If that is too much I will play the Sharks who are on 64. Surely you should be able to beat them.

Maybe you could bring your brother so the two of you can play me at once lol!

This is inspiring me to go to school to get my projector! I think I am off now lol!
 
i dont play with pansy clubs..ima big dawg...if my gaming skills were translated into my real life rugby skills i wouldve been in the all blacks at the age 3...trust me...after a while you will have to pull out england...i dont mind them..thats my bros special weapon and i have had alot of beat downs from robinson at centre and wing....and there forwards dominate alot of ball...nothing beats my patience..and a calm mind always holds secure defence so forget about nz being the weakest defence...if im in charge there is more than just a chance..since you dont mind my defence..do not complain when i use it over and over again..(my special tactic)..even when you learn how to do it i know how to counter it..simple...and scrumhalf runs do not work around me..niether do there scrumhalf box kicks...i would say my weakest link in the d~line would be wing....so try ya best to get the ball out wide

with fiji....caucau and tuilevi are destroyers under my control...james rauluni is a menace aswell...my key players!

true indeed BODs defence isnt the best..but i know a couple of loosies in that irish squad who can compensate for that...plus BOD is the best attacking midfielder..i use him at will...he is my mini lomu

and south africa?...dont just count on habana to run amok..i know other players in that squad that are more valuable to me than him..

so there you have it..once again...plz no club teams..that bores the **** out of me....lets go to the big dawgs!!!....

my teams...ireland,fiji,nz,s.a

you can have...france,aus,england and wales...honestly wales are quite pathetic in this game for the rating they have

we should have a series between those teams...
 
Haha...I think you my get a shock that Wales are at international level on rugby2006! Everytime I knock the ball out of your hands in a tackle i will say "strip" and you will think "huh...Madden????"

Secret defence? lol.....what makes you think I will be making rucks?????? When I decide to strike it will be a one blow job.....no second or third phase required.

Scrum half runs?????....hmmmmm....hope you can....nah thats telling :)

Box kicks????...Man I gave that up aeons ago after cheapies were doing it all the time.....if you know how to defend it you already are telling me your defence....which I know how to beat....

Caucau and Tuilevu will get the CTC defence. What is that you ask? The defence that cancels out Caucau, Williams, Habana and Robinson....yep that defence.

Yeah changing the loosies in the Irish pack make them awesome.....especially if we are gonna spend hours doing the search through the countryside for better loosies. However I say just do TRF rules and have whatever they put to choose from on DEFAULT.....so there are only a few minimal changes rather than all day roster changing etc lol! However the awesome loosies qwith Ireland only help them have dominance for the first half. They tire in the second and lose the ball a lot with hardly any turnovers......and they are also....nah that would be telling hehe


South Africa have got Paulse in the full squad to call on and if you have to....they have Ndugane and Chavagna in the country roster....but none of them are "dynamic" enough really to win games by themselves as well as the fact that Paulse at fullback will....well that would be telling....

Fiji????? Seriously you shouldn't even pull them out. France with their pathetic lack of speed can take care of them easily lol!
 
its done then....those are my teams of choice..ill txt you wen im free
 
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