I think he's trying to say that he is experiencing difficulties in passing the first "running test" in the mandatory "how to use a control pad if you have never played video games before" tutorial, which we all have to endure when the game is booted for the first time...

If this is the case then do the following...

Hold down the RIGHT TRIGGER/R2 - Use the left THUMB stick and run AROUND the defence, down the touch line to the END of the pitch.

If you cant do this then you mays well admit it... video games isn't your thing