Hypothetical situation.

[lucky number 7]

Ok


Would you cut off your right nut with an axe.


If you could score the winning try for your nation in the world cup final.




Go for it.



I would.

 

[Conal]

how soon after would i have to cut my arm off???

 

[big ginger 8]

That's really testing the commitment. I'd say most who haven't won one would. BO'D would. I'd need to think about it.

 

[Draggs]

I guess this explains Woodcock's delayed return to the S15.

 

[lucky number 7]

I guess this explains Woodcock's delayed return to the S15.

Or should we say...Woodball.



Thank me later.

 

[Draggs]

An axe is very appropriate for him.

 

[lucky number 7]

Timberdick.


He's some man.

 

[big ginger 8]

Would Woodcock make peoples funniest name XV?

 

[Draggs]

Would Woodcock make peoples funniest name XV?

No. Are we going to see one of these threads soon?

 

[Leonormous Boozer]

I would. Granted Jamie Heaslip isn't in the squad. Sure this is why you have two isn't it?

 

[big ginger 8]

No don't worry you would but I can't think of onee for each position. Also I think you'd be angry.

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[Draggs]

No don't worry you would but I can't think of onee for each position. Also I think you'd be angry.

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I'll let you pick Cian Healy over Gethin Jenkins.

 

[big ginger 8]

You're mean.

 

[Draggs]

I can't do anything right.

 

[Leonormous Boozer]

I always found Gethin a funny name for a prop.

 

[big ginger 8]

I can't do anything right.

No. But neither can I, I say "Cian Healy and Gethin Jenkins live on Earth" then usually a Welsh person though a lot of people would say "how dare you suggest Healy and Jenkins are even on the same planet".

 

[cactus]

Ow, it's a big decision, but yeah, I'd do it. I'm sure I could still function with one! Let's face it, I think the amount of pride and praise you'd get for scoring would be amazing.

Providing it was a clean axe. Eww.

 

[lucky number 7]

Ow, it's a big decision, but yeah, I'd do it. I'm sure I could still function with one! Let's face it, I think the amount of pride and praise you'd get for scoring would be amazing.

Providing it was a clean axe. Eww.

Imagine Sean O brien giving me a hug.... good lord

 

[Sker]

"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever. "


Let's make the situation even more delicious... Your team have been on a downward spiral for the last 4 years, combination of bad luck and injuries. You managed to get into the final with blood,guts and sweat but all the odds are stacked against you. Like the All Blacks playing Namibia kinda odds...

Just imagine scoring the winning try then...

 

[Groundhog]

"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever. "

. Plus the lone ranger would be a great conversation starter