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<blockquote data-quote="Gay-Guy" data-source="post: 23069"><p>You've all heard this one in many versions but everytime I think about it I find myself cracking up. Especially when it is told with the broken English. In fact we did a play on it at a church meeting.</p><p></p><p>3 prisoners were on the run after escaping. A Tongan, a Maori, and a Samoan. One of them suggests that they hide in a barn. When they get in the barn they jump into a sack each and lay still.</p><p></p><p>The prison wardens turn up and one of them decides to search the sacks. He goes up to the first one and kicks it.</p><p></p><p>"Meeeooow" says the Tongan. </p><p>"Well nobody in here" notes the warden. He kicks the second sack.</p><p>"Woof woof" says the Maori.</p><p>"Sorry boy" says the warden. He kicks the final sack.</p><p>"Potatoes" replied the Samoan.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Gay-Guy, post: 23069"] You've all heard this one in many versions but everytime I think about it I find myself cracking up. Especially when it is told with the broken English. In fact we did a play on it at a church meeting. 3 prisoners were on the run after escaping. A Tongan, a Maori, and a Samoan. One of them suggests that they hide in a barn. When they get in the barn they jump into a sack each and lay still. The prison wardens turn up and one of them decides to search the sacks. He goes up to the first one and kicks it. "Meeeooow" says the Tongan. "Well nobody in here" notes the warden. He kicks the second sack. "Woof woof" says the Maori. "Sorry boy" says the warden. He kicks the final sack. "Potatoes" replied the Samoan. [/QUOTE]
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