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<blockquote data-quote="SaintsFan_Webby" data-source="post: 23117"><p>I apologise for this one in advance. I didn't come up with it...........</p><p></p><p></p><p>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>Three men, an Englishman, a Frenchman and an Albanian were all speaking to God on the edge of a towering cliff. "Right Gents", says God, "I want you each to think of something your country can afford to get rid of, and then throw some of it off this building. It will act as a symbolic gesture on your country's behalf, and lead to the world becoming a better place. </p><p></p><p>Firstly the Frenchman steps up. "My country has much wine at its disposal, I sacrifice some of this for the good of the world." And with that he throws off a bottle of wine.</p><p></p><p>Next, up steps the Albanian. "My country does not have much, but I will spare these crops for the good of the world." And with that he throws a cluster of crops into the abyss.</p><p></p><p>Finally, up steps the Englishman. "Well I know what my country has far too many of" he says, and promptly throws the Albanian off the cliff.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SaintsFan_Webby, post: 23117"] I apologise for this one in advance. I didn't come up with it........... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Three men, an Englishman, a Frenchman and an Albanian were all speaking to God on the edge of a towering cliff. "Right Gents", says God, "I want you each to think of something your country can afford to get rid of, and then throw some of it off this building. It will act as a symbolic gesture on your country's behalf, and lead to the world becoming a better place. Firstly the Frenchman steps up. "My country has much wine at its disposal, I sacrifice some of this for the good of the world." And with that he throws off a bottle of wine. Next, up steps the Albanian. "My country does not have much, but I will spare these crops for the good of the world." And with that he throws a cluster of crops into the abyss. Finally, up steps the Englishman. "Well I know what my country has far too many of" he says, and promptly throws the Albanian off the cliff. [/QUOTE]
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