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<blockquote data-quote="SaintsFan_Webby" data-source="post: 26003"><p>A husband who was away from his wife working on an oil rig for long periods of the year decided to give her an extra special birthday present before he was set to leave for another stretch on the rig.</p><p></p><p>"Now dear, seeing as how I can't be here to sexually satisfy you a lot of the time, here's something to rectify that. I bought it off a foreign merchant who visited the rig. It's a magic dildo. All you have to do is say 'Magic Dildo' followed by a body part, and it will get to work doing what it does best to the thing you say" said the man as he presented it to his wife. "However you must remember the password to get it to stop, otherwise there is no way of getting it to cease".</p><p></p><p>After telling her the secret password, they shared one night of passion together before the man had to leave in the morning. On awaking and finding that her husband had already left, the woman felt very sexually driven, and so decided to try out her husband's present to her.</p><p></p><p>She held the magic dildo in front of her face, uttered the words "Magic Dildo, my vagina!". The magic dildo instantly went to work, and after reaching a very satisfying climax, the woman realised that it was time for her to get ready for work.</p><p></p><p>In all the excitement of her last night with her husband, she suddenly came to the realisation that she had forgotten the password to make it stop. She got in and out of the shower, got dressed and had breakfast, all the while desperately trying to remember the word she needed to say to make the magic dildo stop.</p><p></p><p>Already late, she got into her car and sped off to work, still racking her brains as to what the word was, and all the time the magic dildo still going at it. After rushing past a police patrol at 100mph, she saw the sirens in her wing mirror and pulled over. Looking very embarrassed she sat in car while the officer came up to her and asked her just what she thought she was doing. After explaining her story, magic dildo and all, always growing a brighter shade of red, she finished and waited for the skeptical looking officer's reaction.</p><p></p><p>"What a load of rubbish" replied the policeman. "Magic dildo my arse!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SaintsFan_Webby, post: 26003"] A husband who was away from his wife working on an oil rig for long periods of the year decided to give her an extra special birthday present before he was set to leave for another stretch on the rig. "Now dear, seeing as how I can't be here to sexually satisfy you a lot of the time, here's something to rectify that. I bought it off a foreign merchant who visited the rig. It's a magic dildo. All you have to do is say 'Magic Dildo' followed by a body part, and it will get to work doing what it does best to the thing you say" said the man as he presented it to his wife. "However you must remember the password to get it to stop, otherwise there is no way of getting it to cease". After telling her the secret password, they shared one night of passion together before the man had to leave in the morning. On awaking and finding that her husband had already left, the woman felt very sexually driven, and so decided to try out her husband's present to her. She held the magic dildo in front of her face, uttered the words "Magic Dildo, my vagina!". The magic dildo instantly went to work, and after reaching a very satisfying climax, the woman realised that it was time for her to get ready for work. In all the excitement of her last night with her husband, she suddenly came to the realisation that she had forgotten the password to make it stop. She got in and out of the shower, got dressed and had breakfast, all the while desperately trying to remember the word she needed to say to make the magic dildo stop. Already late, she got into her car and sped off to work, still racking her brains as to what the word was, and all the time the magic dildo still going at it. After rushing past a police patrol at 100mph, she saw the sirens in her wing mirror and pulled over. Looking very embarrassed she sat in car while the officer came up to her and asked her just what she thought she was doing. After explaining her story, magic dildo and all, always growing a brighter shade of red, she finished and waited for the skeptical looking officer's reaction. "What a load of rubbish" replied the policeman. "Magic dildo my arse!" [/QUOTE]
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