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<blockquote data-quote="Spikey" data-source="post: 26047"><p>One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to one of those annoying, pushy businessmen. He asks her if she would like to play a game. She politely declines, but the man explains the game to her anyway. </p><p>He says, "It goes like this: I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong you will give me $5, and vice-versa." </p><p></p><p>She says no again, and tries to fall asleep. </p><p></p><p>The man tries harder, saying, "Aw, come on. I'll give you $50 for each question. Or how about $500?" </p><p></p><p>At that number, the blonde agrees. </p><p></p><p>The businessman explains again, "If you get my question wrong you give me $5. And when you ask the question, and I get it wrong, I will pay you $500. </p><p></p><p>"Got it," she replies. </p><p></p><p>He asks, "Who was the sixth president?" She admits she doesn't know and gives him $5. </p><p></p><p>Now it's her turn, and she says, "What has purple legs, five arms and only two yellow teeth?" </p><p></p><p>The businessman doesn't know - he uses his laptop, checks the Internet, e-mails his friends. No one knows the answer. So he gives her $500.00. </p><p></p><p>Then, as they're landing he asks her, "What was that thing anyway?" </p><p></p><p>She thinks a few minutes, hands him $5 and walks off the plane. </p><p></p><p></p><p>See we aint all tha dumb !! <img src="http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Spikey, post: 26047"] One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to one of those annoying, pushy businessmen. He asks her if she would like to play a game. She politely declines, but the man explains the game to her anyway. He says, "It goes like this: I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong you will give me $5, and vice-versa." She says no again, and tries to fall asleep. The man tries harder, saying, "Aw, come on. I'll give you $50 for each question. Or how about $500?" At that number, the blonde agrees. The businessman explains again, "If you get my question wrong you give me $5. And when you ask the question, and I get it wrong, I will pay you $500. "Got it," she replies. He asks, "Who was the sixth president?" She admits she doesn't know and gives him $5. Now it's her turn, and she says, "What has purple legs, five arms and only two yellow teeth?" The businessman doesn't know - he uses his laptop, checks the Internet, e-mails his friends. No one knows the answer. So he gives her $500.00. Then, as they're landing he asks her, "What was that thing anyway?" She thinks a few minutes, hands him $5 and walks off the plane. See we aint all tha dumb !! [img]http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]
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