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<blockquote data-quote="THE CHIROPRACTOR101" data-source="post: 33328"><p>email i got...dam us islanders r smart</p><p></p><p>>>One Clear Day A Samoan man owned a hen who laid him an egg for his </p><p>>>breakfast </p><p>>>every morning. </p><p>>>One morning however, the hen laid an egg on his next door neighbours lawn. </p><p>>> On seeing this the samoan man quickly goes over to retrieve it, but </p><p>>>before he could reach it the maori man who lived next door grabbed the </p><p>>>egg. </p><p>>>"that's my egg" said the samoan man to the maori man. </p><p>>>"it may be your hen but it's on my property so it's my egg" said the maori </p><p>>>man </p><p>>>"you alelo!!" said the samoan man to the maori who doesn't understand a </p><p>>>word of samaon </p><p>>>"I tell you what in samoa the way we settle disputes is by kicking each </p><p>>>other in the nuts and the first person that takes less time to get up is </p><p>>>the winner" </p><p>>>the maori man looked at the samoan man then looked down to his feet and </p><p>>>saw that the samoan man was wearing his jandals, then he looked down to </p><p>>>his feet and he was wearing his work boots, he thought the samoan man </p><p>>>didn't have a chance. "yeah I'm okay with that" </p><p>>>"okay, I will go first" said the samoan man, with that the samaon man </p><p>>>takes a few paces back and with a good running start he lunges towards the </p><p>>>maori man and lifts his big size 14 foot with toes hanging out from his </p><p>>>jandals and kicks the maori man in the nut's. </p><p>>>The maori man groans in pain as he falls down to the ground, but after 15 </p><p>>>minutes he gets up and says.."okay it's my turn" </p><p>>>The samoan man says..."nahhh you keep the egg".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="THE CHIROPRACTOR101, post: 33328"] email i got...dam us islanders r smart >>One Clear Day A Samoan man owned a hen who laid him an egg for his >>breakfast >>every morning. >>One morning however, the hen laid an egg on his next door neighbours lawn. >> On seeing this the samoan man quickly goes over to retrieve it, but >>before he could reach it the maori man who lived next door grabbed the >>egg. >>"that's my egg" said the samoan man to the maori man. >>"it may be your hen but it's on my property so it's my egg" said the maori >>man >>"you alelo!!" said the samoan man to the maori who doesn't understand a >>word of samaon >>"I tell you what in samoa the way we settle disputes is by kicking each >>other in the nuts and the first person that takes less time to get up is >>the winner" >>the maori man looked at the samoan man then looked down to his feet and >>saw that the samoan man was wearing his jandals, then he looked down to >>his feet and he was wearing his work boots, he thought the samoan man >>didn't have a chance. "yeah I'm okay with that" >>"okay, I will go first" said the samoan man, with that the samaon man >>takes a few paces back and with a good running start he lunges towards the >>maori man and lifts his big size 14 foot with toes hanging out from his >>jandals and kicks the maori man in the nut's. >>The maori man groans in pain as he falls down to the ground, but after 15 >>minutes he gets up and says.."okay it's my turn" >>The samoan man says..."nahhh you keep the egg". [/QUOTE]
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