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<blockquote data-quote="Gay-Guy" data-source="post: 33337"><p>Ok. My flatmate is reading this thread and he too wants to put a race relations joke up so here it goes.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>There was an American (Captain america), a Maori (Sambad5), and a Samoan (Chiro) who were working 60 floors high on a construction site.</p><p></p><p>C.A opened his lunch and exclaimed "Oh my garrsssh. If I have toona sandwiches again I am gonna jump off this here building"</p><p></p><p>Sambad5 opens his lunch and sighs "Eaar, nah bro! Bloody missus gave me kumara snadwiches again the b@#%h! If I have kumara sandwiches again tomorrow I'm gonna jump off this ere building the f#$%en b@#%h!"</p><p></p><p>Chiro opens his lunch box and says "Orrrrw, yeah, you know, you see, my wife make me Kalo sandwiches again! Yeah, I tell you! One more time she make me kalo sandwich, yeah, I jump off this building!"</p><p></p><p>The next day they all discovered the same sandwiches and consequently jumped to their deaths.</p><p></p><p>At the funeral the 3 wives are talking together. Captainamerica's lovely wife says "I really don't understand. If he had only told me he didn't like toona sandwiches I would have made him something else"</p><p>Sambad5's missus says "Eaar girl. Just like my man. Shoulda told me he didn't like kumara. Al bay, would have been sweet as cooking him up a boil up, just get puha straight out of the creek eeeeeeeh"</p><p>Chiro's wife can hardly contain herself with her weeping. Finally when the other wives have calmed her down a bit she shakes her head in disbelief "I don't know!"</p><p>The other two wives look at each other and say "what don't you understand?"</p><p>Chiro's wife says "That man, hes make his own lunch!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Gay-Guy, post: 33337"] Ok. My flatmate is reading this thread and he too wants to put a race relations joke up so here it goes. There was an American (Captain america), a Maori (Sambad5), and a Samoan (Chiro) who were working 60 floors high on a construction site. C.A opened his lunch and exclaimed "Oh my garrsssh. If I have toona sandwiches again I am gonna jump off this here building" Sambad5 opens his lunch and sighs "Eaar, nah bro! Bloody missus gave me kumara snadwiches again the b@#%h! If I have kumara sandwiches again tomorrow I'm gonna jump off this ere building the f#$%en b@#%h!" Chiro opens his lunch box and says "Orrrrw, yeah, you know, you see, my wife make me Kalo sandwiches again! Yeah, I tell you! One more time she make me kalo sandwich, yeah, I jump off this building!" The next day they all discovered the same sandwiches and consequently jumped to their deaths. At the funeral the 3 wives are talking together. Captainamerica's lovely wife says "I really don't understand. If he had only told me he didn't like toona sandwiches I would have made him something else" Sambad5's missus says "Eaar girl. Just like my man. Shoulda told me he didn't like kumara. Al bay, would have been sweet as cooking him up a boil up, just get puha straight out of the creek eeeeeeeh" Chiro's wife can hardly contain herself with her weeping. Finally when the other wives have calmed her down a bit she shakes her head in disbelief "I don't know!" The other two wives look at each other and say "what don't you understand?" Chiro's wife says "That man, hes make his own lunch!" [/QUOTE]
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