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<blockquote data-quote="sambãd5" data-source="post: 33430"><p>lol good one el_tk!</p><p></p><p>reminds me of one actually...</p><p></p><p>there was this old man sitting outside on a seat beside a pool, just reading the paper, and drinking a coffee. then this guy opens up the gate and put a towel beside the man, emptys his pockets and pulls off his shirt and puts it next to him, and he looks at the man and says "hey, you dont mind looking after my stuff while i go for a swim?"</p><p>the old man mumbles something,</p><p>"what was that sorry?" the guy said holding his hand up to his ear</p><p>"yrum.. yeah ok" the old man says, slured as he takes a sip of his coffee.</p><p>"do you know if its warm or anything?" the guy says trying to be friendly</p><p>the old man mumbles again.</p><p>"what was that?"</p><p>"hhrm , lukewarm" the man works out of the old mans slured sentance. </p><p></p><p>so he climbs up the ladder to the diving board, rubs his hands togeather, runs, jumps and dives into the pool. when he hits the water, he finds the water is frezzing cold, it was sooo cold it was this big --> [===] <img src="http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> , but he quickly swims out of the pool, he shivers over to the old man, arms crossed trying to keep warm, as his teeth chatter, and says to him "i thought you said it was luke warm!?!"</p><p>the old man mumbles again</p><p>"what?" the guy says rather angrly now.</p><p>"i said it looks warm to me!"</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>[/very lame joke]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sambãd5, post: 33430"] lol good one el_tk! reminds me of one actually... there was this old man sitting outside on a seat beside a pool, just reading the paper, and drinking a coffee. then this guy opens up the gate and put a towel beside the man, emptys his pockets and pulls off his shirt and puts it next to him, and he looks at the man and says "hey, you dont mind looking after my stuff while i go for a swim?" the old man mumbles something, "what was that sorry?" the guy said holding his hand up to his ear "yrum.. yeah ok" the old man says, slured as he takes a sip of his coffee. "do you know if its warm or anything?" the guy says trying to be friendly the old man mumbles again. "what was that?" "hhrm , lukewarm" the man works out of the old mans slured sentance. so he climbs up the ladder to the diving board, rubs his hands togeather, runs, jumps and dives into the pool. when he hits the water, he finds the water is frezzing cold, it was sooo cold it was this big --> [===] [img]http://www.therugbyforum.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] , but he quickly swims out of the pool, he shivers over to the old man, arms crossed trying to keep warm, as his teeth chatter, and says to him "i thought you said it was luke warm!?!" the old man mumbles again "what?" the guy says rather angrly now. "i said it looks warm to me!" [/very lame joke] [/QUOTE]
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