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<blockquote data-quote="ALLBLACKS" data-source="post: 35249"><p>Ok I dont know if any of you have heard this joke or if it has been modified but its pretty old and my cousins in Tonga Told it to me when I was about 14.</p><p></p><p>On one of the pacific islands there was a magic mountain.Anyone who jumped off this mountain and screamed out a wish or word it would come true.</p><p></p><p>One day a Maori,Samoan,Fijian,and Tongan all went up too the mountain to make a wish come true.</p><p></p><p>1st up was the Maori jumped off and shouted ",I want to become an ALL BLACK." Second up was the Samoan,it didnt take long for him to jump and when he did he shouted ",I wish for enough Money to live comfortably for the rest of my Life."</p><p></p><p>Next up was the Fijian.The Fijian stood for a very long time.After 30 mins of waiting The Tongan said ",Hey Tama can you hurry up and jump all I want is some Sipi to eat let me jump if your gona take so Long."</p><p></p><p>The Fijian ignored him,and even after continuos verbal abuse the Fijian just kept standing there thinking.</p><p></p><p>After an Hour the Tongan got tired of waiting and he pushed the FIjian off.The FIjian managed the grab on the ledge yelling telling the Tongan to wait and how he was a lazy *******.</p><p></p><p>The Tongan Through him off and on his way down the Fijian Yelled **** and ended up Landing in ****.</p><p></p><p>The Tongan Left Home with his Sipi.</p><p></p><p><strong>Reporter and the Chief</strong></p><p></p><p>Reporter Gale Rivers visited one of the Indian tribes recently to do some research on the tribes meaning and traditions.One thing that always puzzled Rivers was the feathers the Indians would wear.</p><p></p><p>Rivers asked one of the tribes man with one feather",WHat does the feather mean?" He replied",I have one wife and am Only allowed 1 Wife.</p><p></p><p>Moving on she asked a tribes man with 2 feathers,and then 3,and then 4,and then 5,All meaning how many Wifes they had.</p><p></p><p>She then went to the Chief and Said,"thats alot of feathers you have there what does it stand for?" The Chief said,"this tribe is mine and it means I F*** them ALL".</p><p></p><p></p><p>Maby Lame to most of you lol but i thought id share them,I remember laughing my head off when my cousin told me them.</p><p></p><p>Have all of you heard the Carlos spencer and God JOKE,ill elaborate on that,God and his 3 chairs,4 ALL BlACKS and Spencer.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ALLBLACKS, post: 35249"] Ok I dont know if any of you have heard this joke or if it has been modified but its pretty old and my cousins in Tonga Told it to me when I was about 14. On one of the pacific islands there was a magic mountain.Anyone who jumped off this mountain and screamed out a wish or word it would come true. One day a Maori,Samoan,Fijian,and Tongan all went up too the mountain to make a wish come true. 1st up was the Maori jumped off and shouted ",I want to become an ALL BLACK." Second up was the Samoan,it didnt take long for him to jump and when he did he shouted ",I wish for enough Money to live comfortably for the rest of my Life." Next up was the Fijian.The Fijian stood for a very long time.After 30 mins of waiting The Tongan said ",Hey Tama can you hurry up and jump all I want is some Sipi to eat let me jump if your gona take so Long." The Fijian ignored him,and even after continuos verbal abuse the Fijian just kept standing there thinking. After an Hour the Tongan got tired of waiting and he pushed the FIjian off.The FIjian managed the grab on the ledge yelling telling the Tongan to wait and how he was a lazy *******. The Tongan Through him off and on his way down the Fijian Yelled **** and ended up Landing in ****. The Tongan Left Home with his Sipi. [b]Reporter and the Chief[/b] Reporter Gale Rivers visited one of the Indian tribes recently to do some research on the tribes meaning and traditions.One thing that always puzzled Rivers was the feathers the Indians would wear. Rivers asked one of the tribes man with one feather",WHat does the feather mean?" He replied",I have one wife and am Only allowed 1 Wife. Moving on she asked a tribes man with 2 feathers,and then 3,and then 4,and then 5,All meaning how many Wifes they had. She then went to the Chief and Said,"thats alot of feathers you have there what does it stand for?" The Chief said,"this tribe is mine and it means I F*** them ALL". Maby Lame to most of you lol but i thought id share them,I remember laughing my head off when my cousin told me them. Have all of you heard the Carlos spencer and God JOKE,ill elaborate on that,God and his 3 chairs,4 ALL BlACKS and Spencer. [/QUOTE]
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