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<blockquote data-quote="Black|Raven" data-source="post: 38031"><p>Men, lovely men</p><p></p><p>Him: “Shall we try swapping positions tonight, Dear?â€</p><p>Her: “That’s a good idea â€" you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.â€</p><p></p><p>Him: “What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?â€</p><p>Her: “Turn sideways and look in the mirror.â€</p><p></p><p>Him: “Why don’t you tell me when you have an orgasm?â€</p><p>Her: “I would but you’re never there.â€</p><p></p><p>Why are blonde jokes so short?</p><p>So men can remember them.</p><p></p><p>How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?</p><p>No-one knows, it has never happened.</p><p></p><p>Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.</p><p></p><p>What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?</p><p>A widow.</p><p></p><p>Why are married women heavier than single women?</p><p>Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed, then go to the fridge.</p><p></p><p>What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?</p><p>They’re all married.</p><p></p><p>Man: “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?â€</p><p>God: “So you would love her.â€</p><p>Man: “But, God, why did youake her so dumb?â€</p><p>God: “So she would love you.â€</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Black|Raven, post: 38031"] Men, lovely men Him: “Shall we try swapping positions tonight, Dear?†Her: “That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.†Him: “What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?†Her: “Turn sideways and look in the mirror.†Him: “Why don’t you tell me when you have an orgasm?†Her: “I would but you’re never there.†Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? No-one knows, it has never happened. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow. Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed, then go to the fridge. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They’re all married. Man: “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?†God: “So you would love her.†Man: “But, God, why did youake her so dumb?†God: “So she would love you.†[/QUOTE]
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