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<blockquote data-quote="ORothlain" data-source="post: 326781" data-attributes="member: 13427"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">The club president, coach, a prop and a wing are taking a charter flight to the National Finals when the engines cut out. " </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">The pilot enters the passenger compartment and says, "We're going down. There's only four parachutes! Since I'm the pilot I'm taking one," and then jumps from the plane.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">The coach says, "Without me the team won't have a chance, so I'm taking one," and he jumps out. >></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">The winger says, "I'm the fastest and smartest man on the pitch and without me the team can't win a game, so I'm taking one," and he jumps out of the plane.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">The club president looks at the prop and says, "You take the last parachute. The team needs you more than it needs me". The prop responds, "We both can take a parachute. The smartest man on the pitch just jumped out of the plane with my kit bag on his back."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><O<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite7" alt=":p" title="Stick Out Tongue :p" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":p" /></O<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite7" alt=":p" title="Stick Out Tongue :p" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":p" /></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ORothlain, post: 326781, member: 13427"] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]The club president, coach, a prop and a wing are taking a charter flight to the National Finals when the engines cut out. " [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]The pilot enters the passenger compartment and says, "We're going down. There's only four parachutes! Since I'm the pilot I'm taking one," and then jumps from the plane.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]The coach says, "Without me the team won't have a chance, so I'm taking one," and he jumps out. >>[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]The winger says, "I'm the fastest and smartest man on the pitch and without me the team can't win a game, so I'm taking one," and he jumps out of the plane.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]The club president looks at the prop and says, "You take the last parachute. The team needs you more than it needs me". The prop responds, "We both can take a parachute. The smartest man on the pitch just jumped out of the plane with my kit bag on his back." <O:p</O:p[/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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