P'wick's sexual antics...

[Rugby_Cymru]

It really does disgust me, the kind of things Pres tells me he gets up to.

Discuss, if you can stomach it...

 

[Prestwick]

I sir, have no skeletons in my wardrobe!

Merely lots of foul pornographic picture-books from the 1880s!

 

[Bullitt]

Nice. So he faps over pictures of his great-great-gran??

 

[Prestwick]

Great-great-great-great Grandmother to you Mite!

 

[Rugby_Cymru]

And he does American Pie-esque things with his food...