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<blockquote data-quote="Jer1cho" data-source="post: 198558"><p>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!. So i get home last night, and my girl is sitting at my PC, playing some games. I go and warm up the food she made, join her in the room, and turn off the light. She asks what the hell is going on, so i said i was going to tell her the best story ever!!!!</p><p></p><p>Thank you Sir Speedy for providing the first one about one....two....one....two.... </p><p></p><p>So, anyway, i start telling the story, extremely slowly, taking regular bites of my pasta... Eventually after quite a long while, she was engrossed in the tale, with her eyes wide open... I had her just where i wanted her... HEHEHE. </p><p></p><p>Eventually i got to where she opens her eyes, and sees the face... My girl is now in terror..... Then, as softly as i could, i whispered one...two....one....two.... and then, I shot forward into her, screamed my ass off, and grabbed her!!!!</p><p></p><p>She screamed so loud, the neighbors came over, she also started crying and said i will never be forgiven. It was so worth it though.... I got couch duty for the night, but hey, i loved it!!!!!!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jer1cho, post: 198558"] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!. So i get home last night, and my girl is sitting at my PC, playing some games. I go and warm up the food she made, join her in the room, and turn off the light. She asks what the hell is going on, so i said i was going to tell her the best story ever!!!! Thank you Sir Speedy for providing the first one about one....two....one....two.... So, anyway, i start telling the story, extremely slowly, taking regular bites of my pasta... Eventually after quite a long while, she was engrossed in the tale, with her eyes wide open... I had her just where i wanted her... HEHEHE. Eventually i got to where she opens her eyes, and sees the face... My girl is now in terror..... Then, as softly as i could, i whispered one...two....one....two.... and then, I shot forward into her, screamed my ass off, and grabbed her!!!! She screamed so loud, the neighbors came over, she also started crying and said i will never be forgiven. It was so worth it though.... I got couch duty for the night, but hey, i loved it!!!!!!! [/QUOTE]
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