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<blockquote data-quote="Commander Jaco" data-source="post: 136274"><p>Three women had a very late night drinking.</p><p>>></p><p>>> > They left the bar</p><p>>></p><p>>> > in the early morning hours and went home their</p><p>>></p><p>>> > separate ways.</p><p>>></p><p>>> > The next day, they all met and compared notes</p><p>>></p><p>>> > about who was</p><p>>></p><p>>> > drunker the night before.</p><p>>></p><p>>> ></p><p>>></p><p>>> > The first girl claimed that she was she</p><p>>></p><p>>> > drunkest saying, "I</p><p>>></p><p>>> > drove straight home and walked into the house.</p><p>>></p><p>>> > As soon as I</p><p>>></p><p>>> > got through the door, I blew chunks."</p><p>>></p><p>>> ></p><p>>></p><p>>> > The second said, "You think that was drunk?</p><p>>></p><p>>> > Hell, I got into</p><p>>></p><p>>> > my car and wrapped it around the first tree I</p><p>>></p><p>>> > saw. I don't</p><p>>></p><p>>> > even have insurance!"</p><p>>></p><p>>> ></p><p>>></p><p>>> > The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest</p><p>>></p><p>>> > by far. When</p><p>>></p><p>>> > I got home, I got into a big fight with my</p><p>>></p><p>>> > husband, knocked a</p><p>>></p><p>>> > candle over, and burned the whole house down!"</p><p>>></p><p>>> ></p><p>>></p><p>>> > The room was silent for a moment. Then, the</p><p>>></p><p>>> > first girl spoke</p><p>>></p><p>>> > out again, "Listen girls, I don't think you</p><p>>></p><p>>> > understand.</p><p>>></p><p>>> > Chunks is my dog."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Commander Jaco, post: 136274"] Three women had a very late night drinking. >> >> > They left the bar >> >> > in the early morning hours and went home their >> >> > separate ways. >> >> > The next day, they all met and compared notes >> >> > about who was >> >> > drunker the night before. >> >> > >> >> > The first girl claimed that she was she >> >> > drunkest saying, "I >> >> > drove straight home and walked into the house. >> >> > As soon as I >> >> > got through the door, I blew chunks." >> >> > >> >> > The second said, "You think that was drunk? >> >> > Hell, I got into >> >> > my car and wrapped it around the first tree I >> >> > saw. I don't >> >> > even have insurance!" >> >> > >> >> > The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest >> >> > by far. When >> >> > I got home, I got into a big fight with my >> >> > husband, knocked a >> >> > candle over, and burned the whole house down!" >> >> > >> >> > The room was silent for a moment. Then, the >> >> > first girl spoke >> >> > out again, "Listen girls, I don't think you >> >> > understand. >> >> > Chunks is my dog." [/QUOTE]
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