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<blockquote data-quote="shtove" data-source="post: 136450"><p>:bravo:</p><p></p><p>A woman goes to her plastic surgeon with a bit of a personal problem down below. She's got a flabby pussy and wants a couple of bits sliced off. But the operation has to be strictly confidential - "Nobody must know!"</p><p></p><p>The surgeon says, "Sure, no sweat. We'll just knock you out, wheel you in, slice slice, and wheel you out.</p><p></p><p>The operation goes ahead - no problems - but as she comes round from the anaesthetic the woman notices three red roses carefully placed on the table beside her bed. She jams her thumb on the buzzer, and the surgeon comes running in.</p><p></p><p>"What's up? What's up?"</p><p>"I told you", said the woman, "nobody was to know about the operation!"</p><p>"Didn't tell a soul", said the surgeon.</p><p>"Then what about the roses?"</p><p>"Ah", said the surgeon, "the first one is from me. I felt sorry for you going through this all alone. And the second rose is from the nurse who assisted in theater."</p><p>"Ok", said the woman, "but what about the third rose?"</p><p>"Oh, that's from a chap on the burns unit upstairs. He'd just like to say ... thanks for the new lips."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="shtove, post: 136450"] :bravo: A woman goes to her plastic surgeon with a bit of a personal problem down below. She's got a flabby pussy and wants a couple of bits sliced off. But the operation has to be strictly confidential - "Nobody must know!" The surgeon says, "Sure, no sweat. We'll just knock you out, wheel you in, slice slice, and wheel you out. The operation goes ahead - no problems - but as she comes round from the anaesthetic the woman notices three red roses carefully placed on the table beside her bed. She jams her thumb on the buzzer, and the surgeon comes running in. "What's up? What's up?" "I told you", said the woman, "nobody was to know about the operation!" "Didn't tell a soul", said the surgeon. "Then what about the roses?" "Ah", said the surgeon, "the first one is from me. I felt sorry for you going through this all alone. And the second rose is from the nurse who assisted in theater." "Ok", said the woman, "but what about the third rose?" "Oh, that's from a chap on the burns unit upstairs. He'd just like to say ... thanks for the new lips." [/QUOTE]
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