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<blockquote data-quote="Commander Jaco" data-source="post: 136712"><p>O...k weird but funny nonetheless,</p><p></p><p>Ja Please dont blow chunks <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /> I laughed a lot when I first read that joke.</p><p>I got lots more I am just too lazy to get them o wait here's one:</p><p></p><p>A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house</p><p>it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the door even</p><p>though the pastor had knocked several times. Finally, the pastor took</p><p>out his card and wrote "Revelations 3:20" on the back of it, and stuck</p><p>it in the door.</p><p></p><p>[Revelations 3:20: Behold, I stand at he door and knock. If anyone hears</p><p>my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him and</p><p>him with me.]</p><p></p><p>The next day, the card turned up in the collection plate. Below the</p><p>pastor's message was the notation "Genesis 3:10".</p><p></p><p>[Genesis 3:10: I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid,</p><p>because I was naked; and I hid myself.]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Commander Jaco, post: 136712"] O...k weird but funny nonetheless, Ja Please dont blow chunks :D I laughed a lot when I first read that joke. I got lots more I am just too lazy to get them o wait here's one: A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the door even though the pastor had knocked several times. Finally, the pastor took out his card and wrote "Revelations 3:20" on the back of it, and stuck it in the door. [Revelations 3:20: Behold, I stand at he door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him and him with me.] The next day, the card turned up in the collection plate. Below the pastor's message was the notation "Genesis 3:10". [Genesis 3:10: I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.] [/QUOTE]
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