How to create Dan Carter:

1 x Barrel of Tiger's Blood

2 x Vials of Adonis DNA

A sprinkle of Grant Fox

A dash of Andrew Merhtens

Strand of Hair from Superman

A cone of ice from the Southern Alps

Mix contents into a Kava Bowl.

Have Kava Bowl sit atop the hottest spring in Hanmer.

Leave for 9 months.

Enjoy.