^ pretty darn funny, but the intro with Goldblum there with the random edits is fkng gold. +1.
And sorry but I *MUST* (AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!) post this. The classic, unedited (well, almost...), masterpiece scene in its original context. Sit back and enjoy this, for it is a blessing from the Heavens above:
Man, this is from fkn Jurassic Park ? He's way more of a roaring dinosaur than that CGI t-rex tbh.
But what makes this masterpiece footage so master-peaceful is the background elevator generic music that queerly moves along with the infinite joy of this bit. Just, what can one say, seriously, a fkn masterpiece.
at the end:
"You'll have to get...*used*....to Doctor Malcolm...he's uhm....THE REINCARNATION OF SATAN, JUMP OFF THE CHOPPER FOR YOUR LIVES YOU FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS !!!!!!!!!!! ! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bvvvvvooommmm Michael Bay explosions*