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<blockquote data-quote="Bullitt" data-source="post: 93654"><p><span style="color: #000000">- When walking anywhere, you feel a need to strafe </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">- You try to focus on one paticular area, and a red crosshair appears from thin air </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">- You've fantasised about shooting somone. In the crotch.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span><span style="color: #000000">- When people aim a gun at you, you drop any important items </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">- When you go to the bathroom you just stand there with your gun waiting for soemthing to happen </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">- Its alright if someone next to you was killed as long as they were killed with a silenced gun theres no need to turn around </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">- You get confused when the key to any jailcell isnt on the wall </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">- You think you cant see the ground from high places </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">- You spray paint all your guns gold to make them better </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span><span style="color: #000000">- When you get on a train you look for the brake controls so you can shoot them </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span><span style="color: #000000">- You expect everything to stop when you view your watch </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">- You have to read what everyone says to you </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">- You can use an invisible bungee cord </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span><span style="color: #000000"> If your friends refuse to play paintball with you because you just stand in one place shooting at a stationary truck. </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">- If you get held up and your first reaction is to throw your hands up, bend your knees slightly, then run around in confused circles. </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">- You assume you can automatically disarm any alarm system or hack into any computer in 30 seconds. </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">- You can't pick anything up without making some sort of sound effect.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span>-If you're at a store and you see a security camera, your first thought is "an alarm is gonna go off." </p><p><span style="color: #000000">-When you decide to rewatch GoldenEye... and make game-movie comparisons</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span>- You commit yourself to only falling in love with women you meet while being held hostage. </p><p> - You're not afraid of dying because you can always start the scenario over again. </p><p> - You see a man with a large head and hands and laugh because your first thought is that he's in "DK Mode" <span style="color: #000000">- You shoot a chair and you are surprised that it doesn't explode in a ball of fire. </span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000">- When firing a gun you, it continue to shoot after it is empty expecting it to auto reload.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span><span style="color: #000000">- You smash open windows and jump out of them at your local library.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span><span style="color: #000000"> You are excpecting anyone who isn't a main part of your life to be a sillouette and have a giant ? on them. </span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000">- You start bungee jumping of damns. </span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000">- You start running after anyone who looks like Sean Bean. </span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000">- When you enter museum displays, you are expecting the bits of wall to slide down and reveal turret guns. </span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000">- You ask your gun store if they have an all weapons cheat. </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span>- You believe you can conceal seven different guns behind your back without anyone getting suspicious. </p><p>- You refuse to do any job that your boss gives you unless it comes in a manilla folder with "TOP SECRET" stamped across the cover. </p><p>- When going on a trip, you pack five tuxedoes and a blue camoflage jumpsuit... just in case. </p><p>- If you want to see something that is far away, instead of walking up to it, you pull out your sniper rifle just to look through the scope. </p><p>- You now have a built-in instinct not to touch anyone with their hands in the air. </p><p>- you say "dont worry, i have infinite ammo" during sex</p><p><span style="color: #000000">- you fire a grenade launcher of a ship in water and expect it not to blow up </span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000">- you blow up boxes in your local hardware shop to look for ammo </span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000">- you think everyone looks like baron samedi </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span><span style="color: #000000">- you drop a gun and believe your invincible </span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000">- you need to look at your watch to select an item your packing </span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000">- you would rather play bond then get ****** with your mates </span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000">- you can carry 100s of guns with no backback or bag at all </span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000">- you tell your boss whilst making a hard decision, press the right button </span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"></span>- Anyone without a square hands, a rectangle head, and a flat face scares you. </p><p>- You're upset because your local gun store doesn't carry the Klobb. </p><p>- You tried to place a remote mine on your septic tank. </p><p>- You ever told your little brother, "Hold still so I can shoot your hat off." </p><p>- You're able to play the two-player versus game against yourself. </p><p>- You can't wait to get thrown in jail because the person you're standing next to will have all of the information you could ever need. </p><p>- You're not allowed on trains anymore. </p><p>- The only time you breathe is when you get injured.</p><p></p><p>Booya!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Bullitt, post: 93654"] [color=#000000]- When walking anywhere, you feel a need to strafe - You try to focus on one paticular area, and a red crosshair appears from thin air - You've fantasised about shooting somone. In the crotch. [/color][color=#000000]- When people aim a gun at you, you drop any important items - When you go to the bathroom you just stand there with your gun waiting for soemthing to happen - Its alright if someone next to you was killed as long as they were killed with a silenced gun theres no need to turn around - You get confused when the key to any jailcell isnt on the wall - You think you cant see the ground from high places - You spray paint all your guns gold to make them better [/color][color=#000000]- When you get on a train you look for the brake controls so you can shoot them [/color][color=#000000]- You expect everything to stop when you view your watch - You have to read what everyone says to you - You can use an invisible bungee cord [/color][color=#000000] If your friends refuse to play paintball with you because you just stand in one place shooting at a stationary truck. - If you get held up and your first reaction is to throw your hands up, bend your knees slightly, then run around in confused circles. - You assume you can automatically disarm any alarm system or hack into any computer in 30 seconds. - You can't pick anything up without making some sort of sound effect. [/color]-If you're at a store and you see a security camera, your first thought is "an alarm is gonna go off." [color=#000000]-When you decide to rewatch GoldenEye... and make game-movie comparisons [/color]- You commit yourself to only falling in love with women you meet while being held hostage. - You're not afraid of dying because you can always start the scenario over again. - You see a man with a large head and hands and laugh because your first thought is that he's in "DK Mode" [color=#000000]- You shoot a chair and you are surprised that it doesn't explode in a ball of fire. - When firing a gun you, it continue to shoot after it is empty expecting it to auto reload. [/color][color=#000000]- You smash open windows and jump out of them at your local library. [/color][color=#000000] You are excpecting anyone who isn't a main part of your life to be a sillouette and have a giant ? on them. - You start bungee jumping of damns. - You start running after anyone who looks like Sean Bean. - When you enter museum displays, you are expecting the bits of wall to slide down and reveal turret guns. - You ask your gun store if they have an all weapons cheat. [/color]- You believe you can conceal seven different guns behind your back without anyone getting suspicious. - You refuse to do any job that your boss gives you unless it comes in a manilla folder with "TOP SECRET" stamped across the cover. - When going on a trip, you pack five tuxedoes and a blue camoflage jumpsuit... just in case. - If you want to see something that is far away, instead of walking up to it, you pull out your sniper rifle just to look through the scope. - You now have a built-in instinct not to touch anyone with their hands in the air. - you say "dont worry, i have infinite ammo" during sex [color=#000000]- you fire a grenade launcher of a ship in water and expect it not to blow up - you blow up boxes in your local hardware shop to look for ammo - you think everyone looks like baron samedi [/color][color=#000000]- you drop a gun and believe your invincible - you need to look at your watch to select an item your packing - you would rather play bond then get ****** with your mates - you can carry 100s of guns with no backback or bag at all - you tell your boss whilst making a hard decision, press the right button [/color]- Anyone without a square hands, a rectangle head, and a flat face scares you. - You're upset because your local gun store doesn't carry the Klobb. - You tried to place a remote mine on your septic tank. - You ever told your little brother, "Hold still so I can shoot your hat off." - You're able to play the two-player versus game against yourself. - You can't wait to get thrown in jail because the person you're standing next to will have all of the information you could ever need. - You're not allowed on trains anymore. - The only time you breathe is when you get injured. Booya! [/QUOTE]
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