Sad Single f***ers

[Gay-Guy]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (cyRil of Ospreylia @ Nov 21 2008, 03:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

I'm shagging an English bird... :|[/b]

Traitor to your people lol!!!!!

Well apparently my name gets mentioned in the Welsh valleys amongst women folk.

 

[Bull]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Gay-Guy @ Nov 21 2008, 09:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

Well apparently my name gets mentioned in the Welsh valleys amongst women folk.[/b]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[getofmeland]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Gay-Guy @ Nov 21 2008, 07:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (cyRil of Ospreylia @ Nov 21 2008, 03:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I'm shagging an English bird... :|[/b]

Traitor to your people lol!!!!!

Well apparently my name gets mentioned in the Welsh valleys amongst women folk.
[/b][/quote]

Yep to stay away from the Only Gay from New Zealand!!!

 

[Gay-Guy]

When it comes to women.....gay is the new black

 

[Bullitt]

What, "once they've had gay they'll never look away?"

 

[Fa'atau82]

Hi i'm Mumbles O'Quietly, i'm an SSF and here's a limerick.

There once was a guy called Mumbles,
Who's had some memorable tumbles,
But this latest chick,
Hides a big dick,
Which makes for interesting fumbles.

 

[Bullitt]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Fa'atau82 @ Nov 21 2008, 02:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

There once was a guy called Cipriani,
Who's had some memorable tumbles,
But this latest chick,
Hides a big dick,
Which makes for interesting fumbles.[/b]

Fix'd.

 

[Fa'atau82]

There was a dude called Danny,
Who liked his fair share of fanny,
But this latest chick,
Hides a big dick,
And now everyone knows he likes trannies.

Re-fix'd

 

[gingergenius]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Teh Mite @ Nov 21 2008, 01:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

What, "once they've had gay they'll never look away?"[/b]

No, a big dick with poo all over it.

 

[monkeypigeon]

I'm single and loving it. Great stuff. Had two girls fighting for my good lovinh in a club the other day, and I ain't Ireland next top model or anything so it was fantastic. Picked the wrong one in the end though. I didn't know if she was trying to eat my face or suffocate me with her tongue so I escaped before long...

 

[redunderthebed]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (gingergenius @ Nov 21 2008, 12:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

I'm a SSF. I watch plenty porn and play Rugby 08 too much. And it must be said I hadn't bagged a girl since the summer. But a week of hostelling in Dublin and there's another 3 on to my tally so its all good - my first brazilian and my first and second slovene. zoop zoop.[/b]

I too watch lots of porn and i'am a SSF is it wrong to not be terribly interested in a relationship and really just want to have a root.

I mean won't say no to sex and a relationship BUT if i get the misfortune of getting a chick that believes in sex before marriage err i'm not waiting that long my sperm will get that big they might escape and form an army that will take over the world and my balls will be the size of these.

 

[Fa'atau82]

You poor dude, red.

But that's nothing compared to Santa Claus. He only comes properly once a year.

 

[redunderthebed]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Fa'atau82 @ Nov 22 2008, 11:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

You poor dude, red.

But that's nothing compared to Santa Claus. He only comes properly once a year.[/b]

Thankyou for the sympathy. :lol:

 

[nam97]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (gingergenius @ Nov 22 2008, 04:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Teh Mite @ Nov 21 2008, 01:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

What, "once they've had gay they'll never look away?"[/b]

No, a big dick with poo all over it.
[/b][/quote]

Wow.... that was rather, err... vivid. Cheers for that one mate.

 

[RC]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Gay-Guy @ Nov 21 2008, 07:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

Well apparently my name gets mentioned in the Welsh valleys amongst women folk.[/b]

Oh no, you don't want to have a reputation with the Valley slags!
Dear me, those creatures from the f***ing sticks are a different breed of human altogether!