Sad Single f***ers

Discussion in 'The Clubhouse Bar' started by getofmeland, Apr 22, 2007.

  1. getofmeland

    getofmeland Guest

    Well if your a sad single *******, then discuss!!!

    The Rest of you can f*** off!!!
     
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  3. Rugby_Cymru

    Rugby_Cymru Guest

    *Matt stands up*

    Hi, my name's Matt and I'm a sad single f***er.
    I've been a member of the SSF's for about 3 months now and the longer this walk in the dark continues the longer and deeper i shall continue to plunge myself into books and my writing, making best friends out of Jeremy Clarkson, Herman Meliville, Stephen Fry, Dean Koontz and Tom Holt.
    But where there's a friend there's an enemy, and where there's an enemy then there's Iain Banks.

    Call me Ishmael...
     
  4. getofmeland

    getofmeland Guest

    Welcome Matt

    *Claps*

    *Charlie Stands up*

    Hi, my name is Charlie and I'm a sad single f***er
    I have been a sad single f***er for several months now, and I keep resisting the darkness submerging me into black watery hole. I have mostly been spending my time with Heroes, Jack Bauer, and Quentin Tarrantino. Also I have been developing my knowledge and trying to build the Rugby Forum, into a global force to be recognised by the IRB and the UN.

    I do occasionally venture out into the hell hole which is Chicago Rock Cafe... It is the only social interaction I have...
     
  5. Rugby_Cymru

    Rugby_Cymru Guest

    *CLAPS*

    Welcome Charlie.

    *Matt stands up*

    The room feels pretty empty with just two Sad Single f***ers here, doesn't it?
     
  6. getofmeland

    getofmeland Guest

    *Charlie Stands Up*

    We know there are others out there who just can't admit it like us...
     
  7. Rugby_Cymru

    Rugby_Cymru Guest

    *Matt stands up*

    I almost wish i hadn't admitted to it, now.
     
  8. getofmeland

    getofmeland Guest

    *Charlie Stands Up*

    All this standing up is getting bloody knackering!!!
     
  9. Rugby_Cymru

    Rugby_Cymru Guest

    *Matt stays seated. With his head in his hands, he sobs ever so gently. Outside, the wind rustles through the trees, a squirrel scatters across the ground and a helicopter hovers elegantly but intrusively around Matt's flat probably searching for some nutjob on the loose. Matt thinks to himself that with such a wonderful world outside, how long will it be before he becomes the said nutjob on the loose running away from a police helicopter trying to kill everything that gets in his way.*
     
  10. melon

    melon Guest

    *Luke pokes his head into view and proceeds to stand up*

    "I'm...errrr...ummm..Luke. I've been with SSFA for 2 and a half months now. My best friends name is Ivan and he keeps me warm. He is black and has a tattoo on him a few times in silver that says 'Dell'. God Bless him."

    *Sits down with a sense of insecurity, not knowing if he said enough or the right thing at all.*
     
  11. Black-Monday

    Black-Monday Guest

    *Joe stands up*.

    He produces his lifelong membership badge.
     
  12. melon

    melon Guest

    *Everyone stares at him in silence for a few seconds that seem like and eternity*
     
  13. wigan_rlfc

    wigan_rlfc Guest

    I'm a sad single f***er, and I don't really want to talk about it
     
  14. Rugby_Cymru

    Rugby_Cymru Guest

    Then maybe you shouldn't have just posted that...
     
  15. getofmeland

    getofmeland Guest

    its ok Wigan we are here to listen!!!
     
  16. gjohn85

    gjohn85 Guest

    Any room for another SSF?
     
  17. getofmeland

    getofmeland Guest

    Plenty although I feel it could get crowded in here..
     
  18. Rugby_Cymru

    Rugby_Cymru Guest

    Where better than an internet forum full of guys are we gonna find more SSF's?

    *Matt thinks to himself* Maybe i should go the gaming section of this website. There's bound to be HUNDREDS there!
     
  19. I consider myself a Smug Single f***er at the moment. Technically I'm still a SF, but my situation is progressing the right way. Soon to graduate after about a year in the wilderness. Hopefully.
     
  20. melon

    melon Guest

    A SSF leaving the support group always brings a tear to my eye.
     
  21. wigan_rlfc

    wigan_rlfc Guest

    I just can't see the point of me discussing it, I'm single at the moment and thats that, not much else to say really.
     
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