What to do to demoralize opposition?

[Leonormous Boozer]

Change your jerseys to gimp suits, take their grandmothers to watch, sing a cult chant to Nicholas Cage before the match and undo those zips when the time is right.

 

[Patchey]

Haha, hand on chest and start crying and stuff.

Got a great mental image of crying Castro style while singing rugby tour songs.

 

[Peat]

Score lots of tries, be better than them. Everything else is cheap tricks.

And what is wrong with that?!

Go up to them before the game and tell them you're doing a collection for a guy who broke his leg playing you and who can no longer work
Paint blood on the goalposts
Get hold of tatty training kit from a big club and have your old guys wear it in the warm-up
Give out misleading directions to your ground so they only turn up with 14 guys

All of these came from the Art of Coarse Rugby by Michael Green.

 

[Ragey Erasmus]

This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8yjNbcKkNY

 

[TRF_heineken]

Get a pirate to sing the National Anthem for your team

 

[Kapa O Pango]

Jonah Lomu vs England 1995 - Demoralized.

 

[SuperEagle]

Get 15 points up then repeatedly ask them "what's the score?" at every breakdown

 

[SelimNiai]

Get off the team bus clutching an AK-47

 

[DuncTheDoodle]

Lock up their wives and children behind your try line.

 

[dasNdanger]

Send 'em Ma'a Nonu.





das

 

[Zed]

I had an angry ranga in my face once during a game, he wanted to have a crack so I kissed him instead. He was too surprised/disgusted to punch me and tried to complain to the ref who was too busy laughing to pay any attention to him. It put him off his game too, as he seemed reluctant to tackle me from then on.