I need one. For the second day in a row my work's done by 11 and I'm stuck here til 5 with no one to talk to and nothing to do. "Ode to a Sadist" isn't getting very far, there's no news that's holding my attention, and I've trawled this place more times than I can count, reading posts going back to the dawn of time. I figured a bunch of lovely young men would be just the people to help out a damsel in distress! Any ideas?