Achievements

[Feicarsinn]

If you want an achievement, I will give you an achievement....

I have been an Admin/Owner on this forum for 9 Years and 3 Months... And today is the first day of the rest of my life as I have now left the place!

Sorry? How is this not worthy of it's own thread?

Ah, best of luck Charlie.

 

[TRF_heineken]

* Aroggance.

Err...

Arrogance

 

[Big Ewis]

Err...

Arrogance

ah, yes of course. Thanc yuu.

 

[Amobokoboko]

I passed my Agile course , now only my Prince2 , ITIL and as of next year my aim is to get a purple belt in BJJ.

 

[iINDOMINUSxx]

congratulations Amobokoboko i want to see another regular scottish poster part from me

 

[Big Ewis]

oh we're really doing this ? We're posting our real life achievements here on a public thread in some Rugby forum ?

Ok, mmm...mmm.....ooh !! Got one !
I still haven't had anal sex (with a girl) and my life is falling apart (unrelated to the anal thing)!...

 

[Groundhog]

At the age of 18 I have finally grew my first ever pube! His name is Gregory and we're very happy together.
(Jk I have more pubes than you've had scratches of your arse. Jelly?)

 

[iINDOMINUSxx]

yeah well um... thanks for that information we really wanted to know that

 

[Leonormous Boozer]

Well Jelly m8, I named my first Stephen, he ran away the other day, I think Vladimir and Gordon were bullying him.

Edit: Also today I finally mastered the skill of using toilet paper, no more skid marks for me apart from when I want them.

 

[Groundhog]

I just wear tight denim shorts and no underpants to avoid that problem. It's a good look.

 

[Big Ewis]

Today I successfully took a piiss in the garden with nobody noticing. Usually, at least one person notices. It was a perfect angle, and the bush/small tree was crowded enough that it barely had any empty spaces. I don't mean to bring, like, but it was absolutely a fkn masterplan. To be objective.
Well there it is, I'm bragging...ughh...

 

[TRF_stormer2010]

I still haven't had anal sex with a girl

No, I don't want to know. Forget it. I am going to bed or at least stepping away from my laptop.

 

[Rich Taff]

I still haven't had anal sex (with a girl)

 

[Big Ewis]

haha, yes it's frowned upon...but if anything or anyone from Scrubs says something, I'll be sure to do the opposite.

Tonight, I sparked a match on the first try before lighting up a cigarette which I held with my fingers. Heh, yep...*FIRST*.......*TIME*....you can put that one down too. I'm on FIRE these days.

 

[big ginger 8]

Black/Brown/Crude Humour Warning

I finally acheived a (absolutely massive) **** after being constipated following surgery. Yay me!

 

[lynam1104]

Black/Brown/Crude Humour Warning

I finally acheived a (absolutely massive) **** after being constipated following surgery. Yay me!

Well done! You can use the big boy potty now!

 

[big ginger 8]

Well done! You can use the big boy potty now!

 

[Big Ewis]

I finally acheived a (absolutely massive) **** after being constipated following surgery. Yay me!

 

[lynam1104]

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Multitasking too, pretty advanced stuff.

 

[big ginger 8]

Multitasking too, pretty advanced stuff.

That's why I put it in the achievements thread!