"Do you have a dog?"

Discussion in 'The Clubhouse Bar' started by jonathanumpherville, Aug 7, 2008.

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  3. melon

    melon Guest

    There's another joke like that where a woman buys cat food and among all the other hoo-ha, she explains that she puts it down the front of her pants for her "pussy" to eat it.
  4. Sarwan13

    Sarwan13 Guest

    haha thats legendary...although stewie griffins joke on the black man is funnier;)
  5. jawmalawm24

    jawmalawm24 Guest

    Which is? do tell us please
  6. Jer1cho

    Jer1cho Guest

    I hate dogs. I'm a cat person. :) I have been attacked by dogs 3 times. :(

    Anyway, Family guy >>>>>>>> Everything
  7. jawmalawm24

    jawmalawm24 Guest

    I like dogs but I beat a dog about 6 years back flippin thing barked at me and instead of getting scared I got pretty damn angry only because it wasn't tied up and any kid could come along and it could of attacked them. It went to jump up at me and I stepped it and manage to get it's back legs and split them than started kicking it in the nuts and I didn't hold back.

    The owners ended up coming outside and had a few words but I told them I just saved them from their dog being taken away for not being tied up so like a good Maori I told them to go get f$%#!*
  8. bates

    bates Guest

    Hilarous stories, I had a dog ' Doggy' :D . It was the dog from one of the neighbors, actually an old lady, we went for a walk every day.

    Really liked that dog.

    At home we have a phat, lazy cat :D
  9. Steve-o

    Steve-o Guest

    No. No.. Nooooo!
  10. Sir Speedy

    Sir Speedy Guest

    Cats ftw! They're fluffy and cute and make cewt sounds when they're happy. O_O I love cats and dogs though, so...

    Also, The Simpsons


    Family Guy.
  11. Jer1cho

    Jer1cho Guest

  12. melon

    melon Guest

    I did have a dog, but it disappeared at about the same time the Chinese family moved in across the road.
  13. Sir Speedy

    Sir Speedy Guest

  14. Bullitt

    Bullitt Guest

    I have a trashy lying hoe for an ex... That count?

    Futurama > South Park > Simpsons > Family guy > American Dad
  15. RC

    RC Guest

    Futurama > Family Guy > Simpsons > American Dad > South Park.
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