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Seriously though, this thing with my practically perfect wife, anyone got any advice on how to train the female species on the finer art of putting caps onto bottles properly?
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Pour tabasco is her eye every time she forgets. Even if the cap in question is only something harmless like ketchup.

You'll either end with the perfect solution or a lawsuit.

 

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Seriously though, this thing with my practically perfect wife, anyone got any advice on how to train the female species on the finer art of putting caps onto bottles properly?
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Pour tabasco is her eye every time she forgets. Even if the cap in question is only something harmless like ketchup.

You'll either end with the perfect solution or a lawsuit.
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If you see the size of the tattoo on her back you'll realise the flaw in your suggestion is that she has one hell of a pain threshold.

 

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Seriously though, this thing with my practically perfect wife, anyone got any advice on how to train the female species on the finer art of putting caps onto bottles properly?
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Pour tabasco is her eye every time she forgets. Even if the cap in question is only something harmless like ketchup.

You'll either end with the perfect solution or a lawsuit.
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If you see the size of the tattoo on her back you'll realise the flaw in your suggestion is that she has one hell of a pain threshold.
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Does that make her hard, or just mean you're a pussy?

Having seen my build you'll realise the irony straight away...