Other suitable name for No.2?

[SixteenSixtySix]

You mean prostitute, whore, slut, lady of the night? I'm sure there are enough words to describe that other thing...

Don't forget 'ho'.

 

[jonny24]

Well, to be fair "slut" is somewhat different than the others...

I say hook and hooker interchangeably already. I say leave it alone, it's part rugby's unruly charm.

 

[dasNdanger]

I dunno. I usually just refer to my No. 2 as 'poopie'.



das

 

[TRF_heineken]

I dunno. I usually just refer to my No. 2 as 'poopie'.



das

no need to get anal about the topic...

 

[SixteenSixtySix]

Well, to be fair "slut" is somewhat different than the others...

I say hook and hooker interchangeably already. I say leave it alone, it's part rugby's unruly charm.

I suppose so

 

[Peat]

I dunno. I usually just refer to my No. 2 as 'poopie'.



das

This is a serious matter and not to be the butt of your jokes!

 

[TRF_heineken]

This thread has gone to sh*t!

 

[SixteenSixtySix]

This thread has gone to sh*t!

Yes, yes it has.

 

[TRF_stormer2010]

So much for me trying to be seriass abutt it..

 

[TRF_heineken]

I was going to tell a prison joke,


Butt F**k it!

 

[SixteenSixtySix]

I was going to tell a prison joke,


Butt F**k it!

Stop; just stop.

 

[dasNdanger]

Thanks for the chuckles and smiles, guys!

Chubby Middle-Man is my real name, at least as far as Coach is concerned apparently.

I have always played Hooker. This has occasionally caused some confusion outside of rugby circles. But never really been an issue.

What about just... Hook?

That's it. The hook. Keeps the basic element of the name, but without the sexual innuendos. It's actually more of a pirate-y name...which would fit the sport quite well, especially considering how some of the players look these days.


das

 

[Jaguares]

Chubby Middle-Man also has a merry ring to it.

Chubby Middle-Man is THE name :bravo:

Bismarck would strongly disagree!

Yeah but Uncle Fester agrees

The ***le doesn't have to accurately reflect the nature of the players who play it. See 'Australian 'props'.

What do u have against Aussies props? I think they are cute

 

[iINDOMINUSxx]

Why do they never serve beer at a math party?

Because you can't drink and derive...

 

[dasNdanger]

Why do they never serve beer at a math party?

Because you can't drink and derive...

:drinks:



das

 

[iINDOMINUSxx]

:drinks:



das

aye

but the main question is did you get my joke

 

[Big Ewis]

my...God, men.

 

[dasNdanger]

aye

but the main question is did you get my joke

Of course! And I even lol'd at your decimal attempt at humour.


das

 

[Big Ewis]

Of course! And I even lol'd at your decimal attempt at humour.


das

oh God, my..........st...STOMACH...it burns..

 

[iINDOMINUSxx]

Of course! And I even lol'd at your decimal attempt at humour.


das