dan-the-man
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If all front-rowers are available by the World Cup, who would you take with you? The norm is to take 4 props and 3 hookers, so I'm going to work from their in my analysis.
1. CJ van der Linde - One of the best props in the world, weather at loosehead or tighthead. Hasn't set the world alight this season, but whenever he was on there was a marked difference in the Stormers scrum, apart from one off-game against the Sharks (everyone has one bad game in a season. Cooper, Genia, Carter - they all have). We need someone that will keep our scrum steady.
2. Schalk Brits - No one criticises NH rugby more then I do, but come on! This guy is awesome! He is something rare: A front-rower that actually has more then an ounce of skill, and isn't just a sack of fat masquerading as a proffesional "athlete". Schalk Brits is quick, strong, excellent thrower at the line-outs, a solid scrummager and a good defender. He also doesn't go conceding a ton of penalties.
3. BJ Botha - One of the best tightheads in world rugby. So under-rated and is such a key aspect to any scrum he is part of.
16. Gary Botha - By far the most under-rated player in world rugby. Gary Botha is one of the most consistent performers I have ever seen in my life, almost never having a bad game. It only doesn't seem that way because he doesn't play half the time, as Frans Ludeke is always busy keeping the politicians happy by putting in Chilliboy Rallepelle. (Don't reply to this post though if you're going to go into that issue)
17. Coenie Oosthuizen - Do I even need to explain why? what a male!
Reserve Prop: Gurthro Steenkamp
Reserve Hooker: Adriaan Strauss
Notable exclusions:
First thing's first, I'm gonna start with the big bombshell: Bismarck du Plessis would not make my 30-man squad. I'll probably be arrested for involuntary manslaughter as most Sharks fans probably just had a heart attack. The thing is though, apart from his obvious excellence at the break downs and in defense, he's too much of a liability. For starters, his line-out throwing is ****-poor. He is the 3rd worse line-out thrower I've ever seen behind Saia Faingaa and Corey Flynn. When he has ball in hand, he just runs straight at the defence, which is going to get you nowhere against teams that play expansive rugby. He constantly loses the ball in contact and is a poor scrummager. And of course, even the most ardent du Plessis fans will agree, he is a walking penalty. He has to be one of the dirtiest players to ever walk on a rugby field. He concedes far too many penalties to be in a World Cup.
Tendai Mtawarira is a top candidate for most over-rated player. A once every five games decent performance in the scrums doesn't make up for his 10 times out of 10 retarded performances in every other aspect of the game.
John Smit - He doesn't even warrant more then a sentance in my opinion
Jannie du Plessis - Another potential winner for the most over-rated player ever award. Penalty machine, poor scrummager - what does everyone see in him?
No doubt everyone's gonna think I have something against the Sharks. I really don't. I have something against the Sharks front-row. It is constantly lauded by commentators as "this Springbok front-row", yet they get absolutely sodomized almost every game. Look what the Crusaders front-row did to them, do you want the ABs to do that to us at the WC?
Good front-rowers to watch:
Tiaan Liebenberg
Deon Fourie
Craig Burden
Eugene van Staden (Seriously, he's much better then Jannie)
WP Nel
And I kinda like Martin Bezuidenhout who played a few games for the Lions. He's a quick hooker and he's big and strong.
Petrus du Plessis (Saracens)
1. CJ van der Linde - One of the best props in the world, weather at loosehead or tighthead. Hasn't set the world alight this season, but whenever he was on there was a marked difference in the Stormers scrum, apart from one off-game against the Sharks (everyone has one bad game in a season. Cooper, Genia, Carter - they all have). We need someone that will keep our scrum steady.
2. Schalk Brits - No one criticises NH rugby more then I do, but come on! This guy is awesome! He is something rare: A front-rower that actually has more then an ounce of skill, and isn't just a sack of fat masquerading as a proffesional "athlete". Schalk Brits is quick, strong, excellent thrower at the line-outs, a solid scrummager and a good defender. He also doesn't go conceding a ton of penalties.
3. BJ Botha - One of the best tightheads in world rugby. So under-rated and is such a key aspect to any scrum he is part of.
16. Gary Botha - By far the most under-rated player in world rugby. Gary Botha is one of the most consistent performers I have ever seen in my life, almost never having a bad game. It only doesn't seem that way because he doesn't play half the time, as Frans Ludeke is always busy keeping the politicians happy by putting in Chilliboy Rallepelle. (Don't reply to this post though if you're going to go into that issue)
17. Coenie Oosthuizen - Do I even need to explain why? what a male!
Reserve Prop: Gurthro Steenkamp
Reserve Hooker: Adriaan Strauss
Notable exclusions:
First thing's first, I'm gonna start with the big bombshell: Bismarck du Plessis would not make my 30-man squad. I'll probably be arrested for involuntary manslaughter as most Sharks fans probably just had a heart attack. The thing is though, apart from his obvious excellence at the break downs and in defense, he's too much of a liability. For starters, his line-out throwing is ****-poor. He is the 3rd worse line-out thrower I've ever seen behind Saia Faingaa and Corey Flynn. When he has ball in hand, he just runs straight at the defence, which is going to get you nowhere against teams that play expansive rugby. He constantly loses the ball in contact and is a poor scrummager. And of course, even the most ardent du Plessis fans will agree, he is a walking penalty. He has to be one of the dirtiest players to ever walk on a rugby field. He concedes far too many penalties to be in a World Cup.
Tendai Mtawarira is a top candidate for most over-rated player. A once every five games decent performance in the scrums doesn't make up for his 10 times out of 10 retarded performances in every other aspect of the game.
John Smit - He doesn't even warrant more then a sentance in my opinion
Jannie du Plessis - Another potential winner for the most over-rated player ever award. Penalty machine, poor scrummager - what does everyone see in him?
No doubt everyone's gonna think I have something against the Sharks. I really don't. I have something against the Sharks front-row. It is constantly lauded by commentators as "this Springbok front-row", yet they get absolutely sodomized almost every game. Look what the Crusaders front-row did to them, do you want the ABs to do that to us at the WC?
Good front-rowers to watch:
Tiaan Liebenberg
Deon Fourie
Craig Burden
Eugene van Staden (Seriously, he's much better then Jannie)
WP Nel
And I kinda like Martin Bezuidenhout who played a few games for the Lions. He's a quick hooker and he's big and strong.
Petrus du Plessis (Saracens)