World XV
1. Earth - I'd probably go Earth #1 based on we know it to be habitable.
2. Mars - Probably colder than Earth so probably can't live there - unless they build stuff. But they may be sending people to live there n' stuff, so like, who knows. Imagin not being able to come back. Sucks.
3. Venus - I say Venus cause like I think it sounds like the sexiest of the planets and stuff. Probably to do with learning classics at school. Teacher was a crazy lady but never mind.
4. Neptune - It's now like the furthest away planet in our system - and its blue so it looks it'd be really chilled and ****.
5. Pluto - Screw people who say its not a planet. I feel like its the Bilbo of the planets. When I'm scared I think of Pluto and it makes me brave. You guys see The Hobbit?
6. Saturn - If it didn't have those rings no one would care - but since it has them its alright. I mean, I wouldn't go there but whatever, you can if you like.
7. Uranus - A planet which inspires puns is to be hated and feared.
8. Mercury - The show must go on, inside my heart is breaking, my makeup may be flaking but my smile, still stays on. RIP.
9. Jupiter - Thinks he the big ****. Well **** you Jupiter I'm not scared.
10. Gliese 667C -May or may not be habitable. Difficult to get there though, but probably worth it cause my recycling bin is like - ages away.
11. Krypton - We can't live there apparently but gave us Superman. On the other hand Superman did mess up Metropolis. Where the ***** is Metropolis? or Gotham?
12. Some of the other marbles at the end of Men In Black - ...
13. Coruscant - Tough choice. I feel that with no trees and just buildings it'd be difficult to breath.
14. Acheron LV-426 - That planet from the Aliens film. Who wins Superman or Aliens? I go with Superman, but I mean he's a boring hero.
15. Alderaan - Too soon?