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BokMagic

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1- Your current wife/girlfriend is your brother`s ex. And all 3 of you have the same father.

2- You allow your 12-year-old daughter to smoke at the dinner table. As long as none of her 3 kids light up.

3- You think Johnny Walker is a dead country singer.

4- You roll your own cigarettes. You use used toilet paper for this.

5- When you go for a big night out`s drinking, you don`t head out to the pub. Oh no. You head out to the local grocery store and buy copious amounts of methylated spirits.

6- You buy your meat at discount rates from the local funeral parlour.

7- You own the complete collection of John Denver`s greatest hits.

8- You want to marry your high school sweetheart. But you can`t. Because it`s illegal.

9- You wear your hair in a blonde-permed-mohican-mullet style. And you gel your perfectly symmetrical 27cm lambchop sideburns.

10- You support the Blue Bulls! (sorry QK, Bull etc, but I got sent this via e-mail, and couldn`t resist....)
 
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Laetca

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9- You wear your hair in a blonde-permed-mohican-mullet style. And you gel your perfectly symmetrical 27cm lambchop sideburns.
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I need to see an image of that!
 
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