You know you`re trashy when:

Discussion in 'The Clubhouse Bar' started by BokMagic, Jul 16, 2007.

  1. BokMagic

    BokMagic Guest

    1- Your current wife/girlfriend is your brother`s ex. And all 3 of you have the same father.

    2- You allow your 12-year-old daughter to smoke at the dinner table. As long as none of her 3 kids light up.

    3- You think Johnny Walker is a dead country singer.

    4- You roll your own cigarettes. You use used toilet paper for this.

    5- When you go for a big night out`s drinking, you don`t head out to the pub. Oh no. You head out to the local grocery store and buy copious amounts of methylated spirits.

    6- You buy your meat at discount rates from the local funeral parlour.

    7- You own the complete collection of John Denver`s greatest hits.

    8- You want to marry your high school sweetheart. But you can`t. Because it`s illegal.

    9- You wear your hair in a blonde-permed-mohican-mullet style. And you gel your perfectly symmetrical 27cm lambchop sideburns.

    10- You support the Blue Bulls! (sorry QK, Bull etc, but I got sent this via e-mail, and couldn`t resist....)
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  3. Rugby_Cymru

    Rugby_Cymru Guest

    I see nothing wrong with numbers 7, 8 or 9 thank you!
  4. Bullitt

    Bullitt Guest

    I thought Johnny Walker was an ex-Radio Caroline DJ.
  5. Juggernaut

    Juggernaut Guest

    No. no. no. Johnny Walker is a former rugby coach from Alabama.
  6. Laetca

    Laetca Guest

    I need to see an image of that!
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