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crookedson
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This is the article I have been trying to submit to the hall of fame. All of the information below is true, except for the God part. Its rumoured hes a demi god.
Christian Cullen was not a man or a hermophidate,he was a GOD. In his prime he would own people by side stepping from one side to the next side of the field. He beat a cheetah in race which happened to be the father of the cheetah that Habana raced. Also a single sperm of his is so potent it could impregnate the entire population of china (including men). He was also the man who found Saddam while doing his daily jog around the world. He was also the witch docter who granted Caucau his incredible skills.e It was rumoured that he could bench a tour bus with his nipples. Recently scientists discovered a new
planet that has signs of life. It turned out that it was a boogey that christian cullen threw into the atmosphere. Christians Cullen boogey planet has richer soil than earths,has an unbreakable ozone layer, has unlimited resources and is safer to live in than Earth. Humans are expected to evacuate earth and live on his bogey in 2060. Christian Cullen will transport everyone via "INstant Transmission" a technique he learned from his good (but weaker and inferior) friend Son Goku of Dragonball Z. Also, Christian cullen made Jeff Wilson his ***** boy by making him scrub his undies every day. His only equal was Jonah Lomu who happened to be a level 100 wizard in dungeons and dragons. Cullens farts cause hurricanes and he also scored 1000000000 tries unfortunately his career went downhill after he passed his prime at the age of 9. He just wasnt the same since he was younger. However he was still good enough to make the ABs and make a impact on the team.
Sergo Blanco has been quoted for saying " Christian Cullen is the best Full Back of all time....france/NH Fanboys/TRF members should stop comparing me to him. "Christian is currently retired and offers itialians alternative protection than the normal mafia protection. He also has 1000 kids one of them being a welsh hobbit named "Shane Williams" who has been a dissapointment in Cullens eyes.
Christian Cullen was not a man or a hermophidate,he was a GOD. In his prime he would own people by side stepping from one side to the next side of the field. He beat a cheetah in race which happened to be the father of the cheetah that Habana raced. Also a single sperm of his is so potent it could impregnate the entire population of china (including men). He was also the man who found Saddam while doing his daily jog around the world. He was also the witch docter who granted Caucau his incredible skills.e It was rumoured that he could bench a tour bus with his nipples. Recently scientists discovered a new
planet that has signs of life. It turned out that it was a boogey that christian cullen threw into the atmosphere. Christians Cullen boogey planet has richer soil than earths,has an unbreakable ozone layer, has unlimited resources and is safer to live in than Earth. Humans are expected to evacuate earth and live on his bogey in 2060. Christian Cullen will transport everyone via "INstant Transmission" a technique he learned from his good (but weaker and inferior) friend Son Goku of Dragonball Z. Also, Christian cullen made Jeff Wilson his ***** boy by making him scrub his undies every day. His only equal was Jonah Lomu who happened to be a level 100 wizard in dungeons and dragons. Cullens farts cause hurricanes and he also scored 1000000000 tries unfortunately his career went downhill after he passed his prime at the age of 9. He just wasnt the same since he was younger. However he was still good enough to make the ABs and make a impact on the team.
Sergo Blanco has been quoted for saying " Christian Cullen is the best Full Back of all time....france/NH Fanboys/TRF members should stop comparing me to him. "Christian is currently retired and offers itialians alternative protection than the normal mafia protection. He also has 1000 kids one of them being a welsh hobbit named "Shane Williams" who has been a dissapointment in Cullens eyes.
