Guinness Pro 12: Round 17

[Leonormous Boozer]

Scarlets v Benetton Treviso
Edinburgh v Connacht
Ulster v Zebre
Leinster v Ospreys
Munster v Dragons
Glasgow v Cardiff

 

[Groundhog]

Buckley having hell of a game. Twice the player Healy is atm. Marmion's pass very snappy and he has great tempo but it's Gotta be said his box kick is muck and for the Joe Show that's no likey no lighty.

 

[Groundhog]

Nick Williams hunting Zebre defenders for sport like the wild game they are.
Connacht game turning into the silence of the Lams for Edinburgh. Ha Ha Ha rep me

 

[Peat]

Nick Williams hunting Zebre defenders for sport like the wild game they are.
Connacht game turning into the silence of the Lams for Edinburgh. Ha Ha Ha rep me

What else you got, kid?

20-0 at half time, probably could be more but will do.

 

[Groundhog]

What else you got, kid?

20-0 at half time, probably could be more but will do.

Okay how about: Cian Healy's arms are so big, he won't even be able to hug himself after Buckley takes his Irish jersey.

 

[Leonormous Boozer]

Another BP for Connacht in a reasonably tight game... Can't wait to go to the Sportsground, Leinster will strangle them tighter than Groundhog does himself in his alone time. Proper, low scoring, northern hemisphere rugby will always beat these SH wannabes.

 

[Groundhog]

Maybe the reason Matt Healy isn't getting Ireland selection is because he's a straight up weak defender.

 

[Leonormous Boozer]

Maybe the reason Matt Healy isn't getting Ireland selection is because he's a straight up weak defender.

And fielder, he's a world class runner but probably a 6/10 player overall.

 

[Peat]

Okay how about: Cian Healy's arms are so big, he won't even be able to hug himself after Buckley takes his Irish jersey.

Well, you're trying...

Trying my patience that is.

Ah, g'wan then.

Speaking of trying the patience, Ulster probably shouldn't be taking that long to put Zebre away. Guess that's job done with no injuries done, but accuracy levels aren't high enough.

I think Ulster are missing McCloskey a lot.

 

[Groundhog]

BG8 actually negged me. I thought the B stood for Big, but it turns out it stands for *****

 

[Leonormous Boozer]

BG8 actually negged me. I thought the B stood for Big, but it turns out it stands for *****

He negs all the time, complete abuser of the rep system! I'd care but his string of negs are about as effective as the Pacific Ocean's erosion of Switzerland... He's a nobody in my eyes.

 

[Peat]

Where the hell is he?

If he doesn't resume posting soon, I might have to hunt him down.

 

[Leonormous Boozer]

Where the hell is he?

If he doesn't resume posting soon, I might have to hunt him down.

He said something along the lines of losing interest because when he reads my posts I'm always right and deliver it better than he ever could. I can't remember exactly.

 

[Groundhog]

Yeah I think the penis enlargement surgery took a lot out him as well. I mean true it used to go inside him when he stood up, but I honestly believe he was happier.

 

[Leonormous Boozer]

Yeah I think the penis enlargement surgery took a lot out him as well. I mean true it used to go inside him when he stood up, but I honestly believe he was happier.

He's got the penne pasta penis all men crave but at what cost? That was a black day for BG8 and he hasn't quite acted like an arrogant hot girl since... I hope he recovers mentally.

 

[Groundhog]

He's got the penne pasta penis all men crave but at what cost? That was a black day for BG8 and he hasn't quite acted like an arrogant hot girl since... I hope he recovers mentally.

I did miss the attitude that said "because I'm a hot wealthy girl I don't actually need to be funny, and people will naturally assume I'm troubled and deep"

 

[Leonormous Boozer]

Sky are waxing lyrical about next years Euro champs here.

 

[johnmac99]

No sign of Underhill today for Ospreys.

Is he injured?

 

[Leonormous Boozer]

Solid win, was always going to be the hardest game of the 6 nations period. Bad second half though.

 

[iINDOMINUSxx]

Unlucky from Edinburgh to not get the result they need to get into the top 4. Good win for Glasgow which is vital for them to do the same.