If You Died...

Discussion in 'The Clubhouse Bar' started by Goth Power, Nov 24, 2006.

  1. Goth Power

    Goth Power Guest

    ...Next week...

    ..What 5 things would youm like to do before you went?

    My list:

    Have sex one last time. (leaving Michaela with enough sperm to reproduce) :p
    Spend hours cussing Americans on Halo 2.
    Eat a bacon buttie.
    Scratch my arse.
    Play guitar all night long on my patio with amp full blast.
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  3. Ripper

    Ripper Guest

    What the f***s a "buttie"

    Stupid English.
  4. ..::ERIC::..

    ..::ERIC::.. Guest

    1. Plan the most kickass funeral ever.
    2. Spend time with my family.
    3. Hit the **** with my closest friends.
    4. f*** one of them beautiful $1000 hookers.
    5. Spend time of TRF... Ok maybe not.
  5. sanzar

    sanzar Guest

    1.Buy a premium health insurance plan
    2.Do a lot of drugs
    3.Have a lot of sex with beautiful models
    4.Eat incredibly expensive food (in the hope it will be tasty)
    5.Walk into parliment and start throwing off fruit at Tony Abbott's fat head
  6. O'Rothlain

    O'Rothlain Guest

    1. Go on a family trip to Europe.
    2. Rob a bank
    3. Try to get my wife pregnant
    4. Eat loads of McDonalds
    5. Tell everyone I love them.

    maybe not in that order...robbing the bank should be last.
  7. BokMagic

    BokMagic Guest

    1: Make love to my wife for one last time
    2-5: See 1 above! :D

    Would also like to throw in a case of Johnny Walker Blue Label, after all, man can not live on sex alone.
  8. An Tarbh

    An Tarbh Guest

    1. Not a violent person but the thought of lamping someone with a 7 iron is quite appealing.
    2. Get a collosal bank loan, making sure I have payment protection, that'll teach the banks for stealing our money
    3. Plenty of sex is a given
    4. Go out on the lash one last time
    5. Watch some tv
  9. getofmeland

    getofmeland Guest

    1. Develop Imortallity Drug
    2. Live forever...
  10. An Tarbh

    An Tarbh Guest

    wow in a week, that's ambitious.
  11. getofmeland

    getofmeland Guest

    I have brains ;)
  12. An Tarbh

    An Tarbh Guest

    ah thought I was missing out on something, maybe that's why I'll be dead in a week then
  13. Gay-Guy

    Gay-Guy Guest


    lol....I started typing then had to delete....this is too heavy......

    Good thread though...had me reflecting:)
  14. Rugby_Cymru

    Rugby_Cymru Guest

    One would have to argue that the first half of your sentence is made slightly superfluous by the second half of your sentence. I'm keeping my eye on you from now on...
  15. MonoTurd

    MonoTurd Guest

    1. Get myself in HUGE debt. Like get a credit card and buy **** loads of stuff
    2. Have unprotected sex with as many chicks as i can
    3. Toss off on someone i dont likes car untill he/she sees me doing it
    4. Get in a fight with the Mongrel Mob
    5. Spend a lot of time with my family and friends
  16. 1. I will Save the WOrLD!
    thats' all i'm gonna do....
  17. ak47

    ak47 Guest

    1. Drink alcohol non stop for 7 days
    2. Eat and snort substances to keep me awake for 7 days
    3. Screw alot of chicks.....on the 7th day ask a chick to "screw the living **** out of me"
    4. By a pack of lifesavers
    5. Kill a stingray
  18. loratadine

    loratadine Guest

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