So... what great plans do Her Majester's Revenue and Customs up their sleeve for us civil servants now? Uniform desks, that's what. The LEAP Forward scheme intends to standardise desks in HMRC offices, using black selotape to mark out where everything should be, such as keyboards, and making people remove any photos or objects that may personalise their working space. This has been reported in one of the national newspapers today. And is it any wonder morale has never been so low? The civil service is dying, and it's all because of the morons at the top introducing stupid ideas like this. We're out on strike at the end of the month as it is, if they try and implement this there will be an indefinite strike. Chaos for the whole country. I thought working for the civil service would be great. How wrong I was.