Reckon I`ll give this a go- selecting my "most punchable XV", looks like fun, so here goes:
15- Jeff Wilson(NZ)- "oh, the Golden One scores again"- as if repeatedly sinking Saffa hopes in both tests and S12 wasn`t enough, them NZ commentators had to go and figure out the world`s most irritating nickname for him too.
14- David Campese(Aus)- legend on the field, but so damn arrogant, that even your average billabong-dwelling Aussie couldn`t stand him.
13- Will Carling(Eng)- simply for the fact that he thought his very ordinary England team of the 90`s were world beaters. Such a twat that he even ****** off the royal family.
12- Mike Catt(Eng)- the original up-your-nose-getter for most Saffas. Fortunately, he`ll always be remembered for being Lomu`s welcome rug. Not even winning the RWC in 2003 will erase that glorious memory.
11- Clyde Rathbone(Aus)- tries to prove his "Australianness" by acting like a knob all the time. Pure punch material.
10- Johnny Wilkinson(Eng)- so good, so pure, so true, so angelic. Someone please pass the barf bag- now! His only redeeming feature is that he didn`t allow those Aussies to win old Bill in 2003.
9- George Gregan(Aus)- knobknobknobknobknobknobknobknobknobknobknobknobknobknobknobknobknobknobknobknobknob
8- Sebastian Chabal(Fra)- BECAUSE I CAN!!!
7- Josh Kronfeld(NZ)- because he cheated. All the time.
6- Rocky Elsom(Aus)- one spear tackle and some trash talking, and all of a sudden he`s a "hard man"?
5- Justin Harrison(Aus)- plain simple rubbish.
4- Chris Latham(Aus)- possesses the most arrogant gait ever seen on a rugby field. And how about them socks- please pull them up mate. Makes my side as a lock, basically so that Bakkies and Matfield can collectively rake/eye-gouge/bite/king hit with a ***anium arm guard him.
3- Johan Roets(that country north of the Jukskei river)- well I`ve always said he`s way too slow for the backline, so let`s see how he holds up at 3. Break his fecking neck, Os!
2- Sean Fitzpatrick(NZ)- we really envied him over here. Because he was so sneaky, and we never had anyone who could cheat as well as Fitzy. So I`d like to punch him. As a parting gift.
1- Richard Loe(NZ)- the single reason why you never hear NZ supporters complaining about the Boks being dirty. Because Loe invented the eye gouge, the boot to the head, the bite, and the king hit from behind.