Quick, someone give me a witty way of slagging off Harry Ellis.

[DuncTheDoodle]

OK, here's the deal: I've just found out that Harry Ellis will be at our training session tonight as he is somehow related to our captain, and much as I want to moan about how poor he was for the Lions and how annoying he was to watch as a neutral, I can't think of an effective way to do so in a limited amount of words. Anyone got a quick, witty was of moaning?

 

[TRF_Olyy]

Ask him to demonstrate a box kick, then dive at his planted leg with the intention of snapping it at the knee - say you learnt it from watching him play

 

[BRSTLDRGN]

"Oi,Harry. You're a twat"

Keep it simple

 

[TRF_Olyy]

If he says "Hi" take two steps back, look around, two steps forward, then two back, look around, gesture a friend to come closer, take a step back, look around, get another friend to come closer, then say "Hi" back

 

[Teh Mite]

Just keep shouting "Quick ball"

 

[TRF_Cymro]

Aren't you Hugo Ellis's brother?

 

[lucky number 7]

Harry: Hello
You: Hey
Harry: How are things with you ?
You: Good good , How is the rugby career of attempting to break peoples legs going for you?
Harry:

 

[DuncTheDoodle]

All comments where taken on aboard and swiftly abbandoned when I spotted him chatting to Tuilangi, who appeared to be in a bad mood.

 

[Teh Mite]

Maybe someone stole his pizza.