Rugby Player Nick Names

Discussion in 'General Rugby Union' started by THE CHIROPRACTOR101, Sep 16, 2005.

  1. we could use this thread to keep track of rugby players nick names...

    there are lots..but most of them are real lame
    so we could put together some too

    some well known ones:

    king carlos-carlos spencer
    the chiropractor-brian lima
    ferengie-martin johnson
    pine tree-colin meads
    rocket man-rokocoko

    then there are some real cliched pocket rocket /wow]

    so id like to add my own...

    the freak-rupeni caucau
    sam the slam tuitupou
    the predator-umaga
    the prime minister-richie mccaw
    teflon revlon-maa nonu
    waikato siti(city)-sitiveni sivivatu
    superman-daniel carter
    the tongan war machine-sione lauaki
    active vol-kaino-jerome kaino
    the bullet-habana

    ...add on folks...our players nick names are lame as..

    nfl already took the fun ones hahahaha
    like the human joystick [​IMG]
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  3. Steve Thompson - Wally

    Marc Schterbina - Stitch

    Jon Clarke - Spanners (That's what my family call him anyway, makes more sense when you see his physique)

    Jonny Wilkinson - Biscuit Legs/Gingerbread man, etc

    Mark Robinson - Sharky

    Robbie Kempson - Fat lazy tosser

    Chris Budgen - Budgie

    Tom Smith - Wee Tom

    Paul Grayson - Larry
  4. loratadine

    loratadine Guest

    shane williams - welsh wizzard
    gaven henson - silver boots
    ryan jones - raging bull
    dwayne peel - the smallish person who peels around the side of rucks and mauls and scores.
  5. top gun

    top gun Guest

    Umonkey - Tana Umaga
    Wharepaku - Shannon Paku
    Jezza - Jerry Collins
    The Choir boy - Andrew Mehrtens
    Azza - Aaron Mauger
    The boy wonder - Ben Blair
    Pow - Piri Weepu
    Two lungs - Caleb Ralph
    Yoda - Greg Sommerville
    Rangi - Leon MacDonald
    Goliath - Brad Thorn
    Mr Invisible - Reuben Thorne
    Haymonster - Carl Hayman
    Skeeko - Rico Gear
    Dan the man - Daniel Carter
    fish - Paul Tito
    the rocketman - Joe Rokococo
    Ma'a scara - Ma'a Nonu
  6. Dumbo

    Dumbo Guest

    Nathan Sharpe – big loser
    George Gregan – small loser
    Matt Dunning – fat loser
  7. Dumbo

    Dumbo Guest

    Stephen Larkham – Broken loser
  8. australians walla-losers

    collins surely should have a better name then that...

    something like..brick wall on wheels
  9. Southern man

    Southern man Guest

    Pretty sure it's Zarg
  10. Bullitt

    Bullitt Guest

    Erm... His nickname is Chicken
  11. don clarke-the boot

    odriscoll has waltzing odriscoll when he played against aussie in the lions jersey

    tuquri-the black panther..ive heard him being called this by the aussie commentators

    king george gregan? cmon he is a champ!
  12. cavan

    cavan Guest

    John Hayes - the Bull
    Peter Clohessy - The Claw
  13. I've heard him called that as well.
  14. Yep, chicken is nickname, but I heard/read that Jon Phillips (ex player) was called "coco-pop monkey" [​IMG]

    Don't know why [​IMG]
  15. top gun

    top gun Guest

    these are my personal nicknames i assigned to these players.
    look at him though...hes a beast
  16. dalamin

    dalamin Guest

    Sean Lamont as a result of his apearance in the 2007 Dieux de Stade calendar is now known as


    Check it out and you'll see why.


  17. In the list of things I don't want to check out, Sean Lamont's willy ranks pretty high.
  18. jawmalawm24

    jawmalawm24 Guest

    I cheated I got the nicknames off the Super14 websites lol couldn't be bothered doing them all

    Horey - Andrew Hore
    Mussy - Chris Masoe
    Snakey - Conrad Smith
    CJ, Da Bull - Corey Jane
    Pig - Jason Eaton
    JC - Jerry Collins
    Rock - Ma'a Nonu
    Rodders - Rodney So'ialo
    Pukz - Shannon Paku
    Barney - Thomas Waldrom
    Fafa, Sos - Sosene Anesi
    Mete - Steven Bates
    Raza - Roy Kinikinilau
    Wax - Sione Lauaki
    Ces - Tasesa Lavea
    Harry - Brendon Leonard
    Flash - Lelia Masaga
    Hungry - Liam Messam
  19. Unless its been changed:

    Stephen Jones - Captain Crap
  20. melon

    melon Guest

    Matt Dunning - The Michelin Man
    Owen Finegan - Melon

    Gavin Henson
    • Anal Assassin
    • Bum Chum
    • Colon Commander
    • Colon Captain
    • Colon Commodore
    • Colon Colonel
    • Amanda (derived from Amanda Hugankiss)
    • Seymour (derived from Seymour Butts); etc
  21. Klarkash-ton

    Klarkash-ton Guest

    it didn't even occur to me to have it on my list

    it's there now :wacko:
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