Put me <strike>at three</strike> replacement prop, but only after:
a. a comprehensive and tough re-training program.
b. a comprehensive and tough body building program.
c. a comprehensive and tough fitness program.
d. lots of pies.
And oh god, don't have an all SH back row, they'll all start flaying and arguing amongst themselves about 1) whether the number 7 is playing like Richie McCaw and 2) whether Richie McCaw is a cheat or not.
The dream-team back rowers are English like Back, Richards and GOD. All cheaters, mean ******** who don't talk much. Instead we've got three of the most talkative and argumentative guys on the forum who usually prattle on amongst themselves! A recepie for disaster I tells ye!
EDIT: Lekso as Team Coach...his Press breifs would always be long, rambling and irrelevent but always hilarious and accompanied with powerpoint presentations packed with loads of random photos...